luke

reluctantly doing the right thing

[luke @notlukesef]

i made a video essay on the ben simmons situation
it's written specifically for people who do not follow basketball
it is very long but idk i like it
check it out if u want idc
https://t.co/6yCerzRx1m

[luke @notlukesef]

mandel make a deal feeling like i’m holyfield man down drop and kneel keep it on the even keel

[luke @notlukesef]

hop up outta bed flip a zip like a tech deck

[luke @notlukesef]

it’s a dog night

[maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry]

older gentleman on the train looked at my shirt and went “che guavara?”

[luke @notlukesef]

sferra summer: reloaded (the return of the wingman phase)

[luke @notlukesef]

“she asked if you were single and i said yeah but you’re in your wingman phase”
“damn straight”

[luke @notlukesef]

“why the denazification of black ops 3 is problematic”
“brotha”

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Congratulations to Stephen Curry on winning his second PBWA Magic Johnson Award honoring a player who displays "cooperation and grace in dealing with the media and fans" both on and off the court!

By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night at the Sparks home opener!

[luke @notlukesef]

help: i can’t stop writing chatGPT prompts about people with farts so powerful they knock the earth off its axis

[fawadio 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @fwd55555]

I smell like Korean bbq and Prada

[luke @notlukesef]

i feel so weird liking a girls thirst trap but one of the gay homies could post a full frontal nude and id be like “thats my fucking boy” and share it on my story

[skiiball enthusiast @solidshepard12]

The Bene Gesserit looking for the Kwisatz Haderach

[Rosays Review @FilmRosay]

December really the worst month for people doing camera work free lance 😭 shit dry 😂

[luke @notlukesef]

i’m the dumbest girl alive

[luke @notlukesef]

my grandma said my depression beard looks sexy wtf do i do

[luke @notlukesef]

@fwd55555 i recently leveled up to youtube on a projector… transcendent

[luke @notlukesef]

referring to everyone as ‘my friend’ is the cheat code to not misgendering anybody

[gí @1giselle_]

unironically exactly how the peanuts was dancing to them songs anyway

[luke @notlukesef]

julius randle more like julius scandal
@KarlRoyy

[luke @notlukesef]

@JPokry @Shikinxmi stevie taught me