> go to lesbian birthday party at an island beach club
> hot lesbian offers you a hit of her DMT vape
> you think she’s joking
> hit the vape
> it’s DMT
> you’re tripping on DMT
> everyone looks like those fractal posters
> someone says “We dropped 3 bombs on Iran. We’re at war.”
Ok so you know the war on Christmas people?
I fear I am a war on Halloween person bc of trunk or treats. I’m vehemently opposed to them for communities that have houses close enough to walk between. I think it’s ruining America, and I’m kind of joking but also not at all joking.