who’s to say

curating the illusion that my shit is together

[who’s to say @notmialee]

Dude driving in front of me has a bumper sticker that says “it’s not a religion it’s a relationship“ y’all heard it here first: God is dating a man that drives a Chevy HHR

[who’s to say @notmialee]

Returning to this app to bitch about @kroger because this is absolutely vile!! There was so much rotten produce and also no produce bags at all for some reason? So I had to put my food on the dirty ass conveyer belt at the checkout. Overall nasty experience.

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@himattwaverczak Yeah if I built a house from the ground up I’d put one in just for the novelty

[who’s to say @notmialee]

Once again I’m being asked to buy a public water fountain

[who’s to say @notmialee]

Open kitchen shelving ppl I say unto yee, where will you keep your shit?? Where are your ugly mugs you were gifted and can’t get rid of?? And your Tupperware?

[who’s to say @notmialee]

https://t.co/K8Cz3CYOQX the listing in question

[who’s to say @notmialee]

sometimes i see rental listings so heinously priced that i feel compelled to email them just to ask them if they're fucking kidding

[who’s to say @notmialee]

rly mad about how attic is spelled

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@harmonic_friend What a cute place paul!!

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@krustonie You can’t have facial piercings in the military

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@krustonie You mean like when you die? It gets paid off by anything that you own like house/car whatnot and if that doesn’t cover it ya it just doesn’t get paid

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@krustonie There’s a few different websites that will pay you to write captions for YouTube videos but I think you have to go through like several hours of training on how to do it properly and also it doesn’t pay a ton but it’s something lol

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@GusRachels Awww ily friend I miss you

[Patrician, Ankh-Morpork @Blackletter007]

Forever funny. I’m grateful for the work of this civil rights hero

[who’s to say @notmialee]

Wtf I’m mid anxiety attack and I just remembered the existence of this song is my brain ok what’s happening

[who’s to say @notmialee]

@krustonie Just rent one bc you gotta clean that shit out every time you use it or it gets ruined I destroyed my moms and I fear she’ll never forgive me

[who’s to say @notmialee]

I love it when NPR reporters say “for NPR nyeews”

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

Where the fuck is this thing taking me

[kay ☻ @kaydood]

Who’s idea was it to have this rehearsal dinner at an aquarium? This dolphin has just been starring at the food