michael

[michael @notmichaelboone]

Preworkout idea: pall malls and boffee

[michael @notmichaelboone]

@samgerges1

[michael @notmichaelboone]

@rainioheadd L

[michael @notmichaelboone]

I have risen

[michael @notmichaelboone]

Tinder set my distance to 75+km and I just need to know what the fuck that tap water is doing to you mfs from Saint John

[michael @notmichaelboone]

Lions gate was a test and all you bitches failed

[michael @notmichaelboone]

Thought to myself “I should ask my grandma where all my old colouring books went” as if I could actually fucking do that

[michael @notmichaelboone]

@rainioheadd Elaborate

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

a relationship should be 50/50

i confront them for hurting my feelings and somehow i end up apologizing

[teryn @youngtiddy]

ate too much pussy now my tummy hurts

[michael @notmichaelboone]

I like making “her” references and then just letting them all think it’s abt them

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

men be like hey do you mind if i violently enrage over something minor for a second

[michael @notmichaelboone]

@gasstationhero :/

[michael @notmichaelboone]

@rayvaughna It could always happen

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

If someone doesn’t text you back it’s because they hate you and want you to die

[Liv :P @liv_username]

Ohhhh i get it. the beer is 12 dollars because it tastes weird