fish 🐟

BFO mentality

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Whatever *grows*

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

dramatic ass vegetable

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my sourdough starter just communicated with me telepathically

[professional chatterbox 🐦🏳️‍🌈 @notSIug]

oh my god

[Mak @mak_aura]

Flat earthers gonna say it sunk 😭

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Person:"Sell me this pen"

Me: "This is a free pen"

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

(on Hot Ones)
Oh no. None for me thanks.

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

me, getting robbed: GET HIM!! (9000 fruit flies emerge from my pockets)

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

she said "the mold goes or i do" so i told her baby girl if i saw you go i'd never forgive myself, let me get the antifungal disinfectant. alas it was all for naught. i was hallucinating again. she had left me years ago. mycelium is all that's left now. god i love black mold.

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

I invented something called Never Chemicals which dont exist and dont do anything

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Autistic 250 lb 6 foot tall 13 year old boys and their moms

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I’m off that good snack and water bottle

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

boobs>hitler