Nessa Anastasia

A Grown Up Emo Kid: Uncensored & Unabridged Pole Dancer • Cancer Survivor • Independent Scentsy Consultant

[Social Media Examiner @SMExaminer]

Yes, we're seeing reports that Instagram and Facebook are down.

Is that why you're on X right now? 😅-Jason

#facebookdown #instagramdown

[Nessa Anastasia @notnessasarily]

@toggltrack Thank you for keeping your power users informed. Hope to see y’all back online soon.

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@realQrampage In a school uniform most days because I was forced to.

[Auntie Mae's Parlor @AuntieMaes]

God pulled another fast one on us.

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@ettyamology Because you needed it

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@ettyamology one of those few times I tweet

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

Kevin Harlan's call of the idiot on the field (w/video from @rlacey23) :

[Union Station KC @UnionStationKC]

Amazing season, painful loss. We'll be back. And always KC proud ❤️💛

[Kansas City @KansasCity]

It’s been a great season #KansasCity @Chiefs. You’re still our champs! #SuperBowlLV #KCMO #ChiefsKingdom

[Nessa Anastasia @notnessasarily]

Can someone please tell Bruce it goes OVER your nose? Thx #SuperBowl

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Prepare yourselves. The TikTok generation is about to have discovered the new song “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy and it’s about to be all over your FYP. #SuperBowl

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@ettyamology @leonardcowalski HAHAHA ... #no

[WIRED @WIRED]

Born out of a group chat with friends, Nick Sawhney made a website that lets you put the viral Bernie Sanders pic atop any Google Street View image. It instantly took off. Here's the backstory: https://t.co/KFgj1lGQgv
📸: Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images; Nick Sawhney; Google

[☠️ ᴹᴵˢᵀᵞ ᴹᴱᴬᴺᴱᴿ ☠️ @capturedbymab]

One year ago today. Feels like a lifetime.

[Nessa Anastasia @notnessasarily]

@ettyamology @prolezac pretty sure it’s photoshop

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@prolezac @ettyamology the kind of chaos worth retweeting

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😹

[Lamont Price @LPizzle]

Homie FED UP

[Nessa Anastasia @notnessasarily]

@ettyamology more proof I actually tweet occasionally

[Nessa Anastasia @notnessasarily]

New router, new network names for our WiFi. #TheMandalorian #ThisIsTheWay #WiFinames #badpuns