Norman Barnes

Bit of a golfer, bit of a Spurs fan & now just a dog walker. Father of 1 who use to beat a golf ball for a living.

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@JeremyD513 @myhumehealth Jeremy, take it from someone who’s been there. You’re better off buying a 50quid smart scale. If you have one check the pod against it and you will see what I mean. It’s a waste of money!

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@myhumehealth Seriously do not waste your money, have a look at how many are on eBay, mine will be there soon. It’s just not accurate, even simple stuff like the weight and body fat reading are so inconsistent.

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@myhumehealth If it’s anything like the Body Pod.. don’t waste your money. The technology just doesn’t work! Trust me I’ve tried it!

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@OctopusEnergy I need your help to fix an EV charging prob that stopped working 10 days ago! Can’t get anyone at OE who understands EV charging to help me.

[Keith Hopson @hopsok05]

Great opportunity to join a fantastic golf club, Ashford (Kent) golf club.🏌🏻⛳️

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

🤣

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

How Arsenal fans sees it

[Keith Hopson @hopsok05]

Ashford golf club today 38mm rain yesterday 31 x 4 balls shotgun today 124 members enjoying a days golfing, course in great condition after that rain# winter golf # Ashford GC # green keepers

[Stuart Fraser @stu_fraser]

“Hats off for your bank account” is the chant to Patrick Cantlay on the 16th. What a scene. #RyderCup

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Can’t get enough of this 😂😂
Colonel Sanders absolutely going for it #KFC #RyderCup

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@SkySportsF1 ⭐

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@SkySportsF1 ⭐

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@CallawayGolf @odysseygolf Mallet please.

[Stu Christon @stuchriston24]

•40 man hours per week raking/weeding/edging
•6 hours this weekend repairing after the heavy rain
•£10,000’s spent changing the sand over
•Over 150T sand moved by hand

All for this every fucking morning

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@SkySportsF1 @OscarPiastri @LandoNorris @karunchandhok F1.. really frikin boring!! Who gives a dam! Watch every race last year, haven’t watched one this year!! Make it interesting!!

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@piersmorgan 😜

[Daniel Miles @Miles_gkeeper]

This morning the Greenkeepers @ashfordkentgc had a lovely surprise of a shelter at the 5th “Fagg’s” vandalised and destroyed. #why #vandals #upsetting #pointless

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@COYS_com Great manager?? Really? Name me one player he’s improved since he arrived. Bring on 2 defensive players and they sit back on a 3-1 lead. Shocked. You put them on the pitch take responsibility! Don’t just blame your tools! You are part of the problem

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@CaddieNetwork No, definitely not. You cannot have your cake and eat it!!

[Secret Club Pro @secretclubprov]

Golfers…what you will see this weekend is a “visual” thaw out 🥶 the ground will still be rock solid below the surface,trust your greenstaff they know what they are doing..their decision is only to benefit your golf course 😉

[Norman Barnes @notnifty]

@RpsAgainstTrump