I went to the moped store, said "Fuck it"
And salesman's like "What up, what's your budget?"
And I'm like "Honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds"
He said "I got the one for you, follow me"
Ooh, it's too real
Chromed out mirror, I don't need a windshield
Banana seat, a
You’re laughing? The CIA trained Osama bin Laden to fight the Soviet Union in Afghanistan only for him to launch two passenger planes directly into the symbol of global capitalism and you’re laughing?