Brandon Roller

Software Developer

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

ABS has turned baseball into the true sport of our time. Human experts trying to prove their continued worth in the face of a soulless machine that can humiliate them at any moment

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

Morgan McGarvey incapable of doing the bare minimum. Completely useless representative.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

New — 34 members of Congress are demanding answers from DHS, ICE, and the State Department on the arrests of Rumeysa Ozturk and several other students, seemingly for their political views.

"Absent compelling evidence," the members demand Rumeysa's release & visa restoration.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"Non-citizens don't get due process" without due process there are no citizens, you are whatever the closest ICE agent says you are.

[Ward Jolles @wardjolles]

NEW: Louisville Metro Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) showcases their new AI-generated song at a press conference today showcasing the work the agency did in 2024. "Metro ABC getting it done" seems to be the chorus. @wave3news

[Meelz 💪🏾 @MeelzTV]

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[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

When asked about the number of civil rights violations committed, an LMPD spokesperson responded, “Fore!”

[Eric Crawford @ericcrawford]

World No. 1 Scottie Scheffler was detained by Louisville Metro Police this morning when crossing an accident scene after being told to stop. Was attempting to enter Valhalla for the PGA Championship. ESPN showing video of a handcuffed Scheffler. The road had been closed because of a fatal accident (not involving Scheffler). Story https://t.co/phbkGsiBLw

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

@jcerwinske @LeaderMcConnell @RepMcGarvey What a POS this guy is.

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

@BlakeTAtkinson @CFB_Data Awesome, thanks for the info! I was wondering if it was a python lib.

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

@PlusEVAnalytics Maybe usage rate?

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

That man is broke.

[Developers @XDevelopers]

Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

Lil’est Brentford fan

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

Incredible

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]



[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

Spotted in the break room. Still can’t believe it’s real.

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

Spotted in the break room. Still can’t believe it’s real.

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

When you wash your hypercolor T too many times

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The USMNT drop their home and away kits for the 2022 World Cup 🇺🇸

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

On the way to golf On the way home

[Brandon Roller @NotNotBRoller]

Bob Castellini crafting the most absolute dogshit Reds lineup imaginable

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

The only stat that matters

[MLB Errors @mlberrors]

Gavin Sheets just committed such a bad error that the broadcast guy said "Are you shitting me?" on the air