First Time Dad

First Time Dad doing the best I can!

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

@lilsammysteelo Sammy!

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Thought: Folks not wearing masks are like guys who don’t wear condoms “b/c it doesn’t feel good.” A) it ain’t all about you and B) it serves a health/safety purpose
#coronavirus #COVIDIDIOTS #Covid_19 #QuarentineLife #WearAMaskNY #WearAMask #WeAreInThisTogether #Coronavirustruth

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Mad props to the #moms out there! Every time I “babysit” I remember how hard it is!

#patfrat #dadlife #mumlife #babysitting #thankyoumom #Moms #momsquad #mommysgirl

[Crayola @Crayola]

@NotNumber1Dad Baby M sounds like the next Picasso! If you're having trouble removing this artwork, DM us. :)

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

So, this happened today! Apparently Baby M hacked into the @Crayola box and tagged the window sills, walls, and doors! Our little #Banksy LOL!
#PatFrat #DadLife #DadSquad #Parenting #toddlers #Toddlelife #Tagging #BabyPicasso #PicassoBaby #StreetArt

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Watching Baby M getting her first taste of @sprite was incredible. She demonstrated equal parts love (taste) and terror (carbonation). 🤣 She’s always pitting a smile on my face!

#PatFrat #ToddlerLife #DadLife #MomLife #ThisIsParenting #Sprite

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Said it before and I’ll say it again. Getting ANYWHERE on time with a baby/toddler is a major accomplishment. Shout out to all the #parents out there. We’ll keep grinding away!

#PatFrat #Dadlife #Mom #dadsquad #momsquad #parenting #thisisparenting #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Baby M has certainly never met a stranger. Not sure if this excites me or terrifies me! Probably a little of both!

#PatFrat #DadLife #parenting #parenthood #thisisparenting #DadSquad #momlife #MondayReport

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Taking out the garbage these days includes performing at least a cursory inspection to ensure Baby M hasn’t tossed any household essentials in the trash. Today’s finds - hairbrush and 2 spoons!

#PatFrat #dadlife #momlife #parenting #thisisparenthood #Parenthood #SundayFunday

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Peeped Baby M eating her pizza with a fork. I hope I’m not raising one of “those people!” 🤣

#patfrat #DadLife #Pizza #etiquette #DadSquad #Parenting #beBetter #momlife #pizzaplug #PizzaLover #PizzaMood

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

12 pack in one hand, diaper bag in the other. Party Dad!

#PatFrat #Parenting #DadLife #PartyDad #SaturdayThoughts #AllStarWeekend #NBAAllStar #whosaysicant

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

#TFW You look over at your spouse, make eye contact, and think “good parenting!”

#PatFrat #Parenting #Parenthood #DadLife #MomLife #Adulting #goodparenting #parentingwin #Parentsquad #ParentTwitter

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

You’ve never truly lived until you’ve had a toddler sneeze directly in your face! Welcome to Monday! #PatFrat #Parenting #DadLife #momlife #mondaythoughts #baby #children #FluSeason #dadsquad #parentlife

[wellhellothere🦁 @TTime118]

@NotNumber1Dad You’ll be tired.

[LoveAndMommying @loveandmommying]

@NotNumber1Dad Don’t sweat it. #parentingin3words

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Here’s my piece of totally unsolicited parenting #advice - 3 simple words - Do. What. Works.

You guys get creative - #ParentingIn3Words

Different for everybody, but at the end of the day, that’s all you can do!

#Parenting #PatFrat #MomSquad #DadLife #parenthood

[MomTransparenting @momtransparent1]

#mcm almost didn’t make it. I cut my thumb today so I’m feeling pretty useless with just one to type with 😂
@fu_dad
@DadFiction
@dad_on_my_feet
@daddydoubts
@DaddingAround
@HomeWithPeanut
@DadWithABeer
@LicensedtoDad
@Tired_Dad_of_2
@parenthoodperks
@Beagz
@NotNumber1Dad

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

Christmas edition. Still true.

#PatFrat #Christmas #babies #shopping #Smile #boldChristian #Christianity #Dadlife #MomLife #realtalk

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

If a child smiles at you and you can’t smile back, you’re a real jerk.

#PatFrat #DadLife #MomLife #DadSquad #Parenting #RealTalk #ThursdayThoughts

[First Time Dad @NotNumber1Dad]

How old were you when you finally figured out “Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?” I admit, I just figured it out. Always figured kid’s mom was sorta loose...
#PatFrat #DadLife #ChristmasMusic #ChristmasJam #Christmas #MomLife #mommasboy #ChristmasLights #ChristmasTree

[Parent Bear @ParentBear]

Hi guys,

Some help please! Can you pick your favourite? (A or B). TY!

Please RT too if u can!

@casual_my
@TheNocturnalDad
@Mama_Bee14
@Amandalee2111
@liljohntalks
@NotNumber1Dad
@DadMissions2018
@TweatingForTwo
@FamilyTeamCoach
@daddydoubts
@BeccaBlogsItOut
@simplyarcher