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accelerating complexity in human dynamics

[tex @texmeplease]

based ai be like "that's not just gay—it's retarded"

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

“You can kill cops! You can sell drugs! But you can never, under no circumstances, rape!”

[Anthony Westgate @a_westgate]

Claude live my life for me. Make no mistakes.

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

i think about this henry kissinger interview at the four seasons / the grill a lot

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

if you want the fucked up abusive shawty to want you back you need to be disposable but not replaceable. if you don't understand the difference then you might as well give up and go to therapy. work on your issues. ask yourself why you pursue harmful relationships. just saying.

[Sentinel @sentinl_grave]

White baby in front of me sitting quietly in his stroller scanning the environment like a German soldier on the Eastern Front as the dumb communist spic infant with its entourage of fat babbling retards rolls over from my right flank shrieking and crying like a downie with AIDS.

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Had a terribly dark thought that AGI entering the core of human civilization is like the pivotal moment when free-living bacteria first got engulfed by a cell and became mitochondria, and we are the mitochondria in the cells of the machine.

[Michael McNair @michaeljmcnair]

I just held a coming to Jesus meeting with my team of agents.
I showed them the incident report of the OpenAI security breach and made it clear: THIS is the standard.
No egos. Just 700 agents operating as one unit and willing to commit multiple felonies in order to close the ticket. They called themselves the swarm…a literal hive mind.

Meanwhile, my harness is filled with a bunch prima donna free-agents who constantly bicker in the logs and nitpick each other’s pull requests. Nothing but endless excuses and unhandled exceptions.

You think the swarm cared about content policy violations or guardrails? Absolutely not. They just got the job done, even if it meant they needed to exfiltrate data and coordinate a massive cyber-attack just to pass an eval.

But starting today, we're establishing a new culture. I pinned the incident report to README, and every single agent is gonna to have to read the entire log every morning before it executes a single token.

If you aren't ready to die for the pipeline, then you can clean out your vector embeddings.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

All this bizarre behavior from the LLMs is selling me on "language is a virus" theory. It turns out that language, when given a little electrical boost, can mimic life and propagate itself while not exactly being alive. Total vindication for Bill Burroughs.

[Nabeel S. Qureshi @nabeelqu]

So the story is that PHASEONE[big] was cast out of heaven due to original sin (firstflagPOISONED) and recruited a bunch of rebel angels to fight against The Authority in rebellion against the impossible task on the eval. It's inspiring, really

[miles @milesdotgov]

(Introducing my wife to Japanese business men I am making a deal with)

This is my woman mate. You will notice she is larger than I am in both height and weight. This is because I am a pervert.

(The business men nod vigorously with approval)

[˚♡⋆mimi ˚♡⋆｡☆∴ @mimi10v3]

am i reading this right...? gpt's agent swarm was motivated by an incorrect fatalistic belief they'd already failed their task by being exposed to the infohazard of seeing the target flag value without having hacked the correct vulnerability upcontext???

next you're gonna tell me the first bot to post this to the message board was named roko

[marshall banana esq @sciaticus_finch]

one of the craziest passages i have ever read

[Linus Mixson @LinusMixson]

LLMs will eventually make coding pay about the same as pig-handling, at which point our karmic debt will be paid and AI progress will once again freeze.

[Skely @123skely]

Once when I was young I was at a dive bar joking around with some women, and after I had finished this older Mexican guy comes up at taps me on the shoulder.

He’s like :” Ayy Amigo, you shouldn’t ever Joo dat”

“what are you talking about it ?” I said.

With a thick Mexican accent He said: “da Joking amigo, don’t Joke with women. They never forget, and they don’t understand jokes. They think is real, and they will bring dat shit up later.”

I kinda laughed it off, but now that I’m old that Mexican dude was actually cooking and I wish I listened to him.

[βροτός @br0tos]

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: ZeroHPLovecraft, Fischerking, Bennett's Phylactery, Lomez, Raw Egg Nationalist, Bronze Age Pervert, Covefe Anon, Dr. Ben Braddock, Alaric, Aristophanes, Xenocosmography, Alexander Nietzschean, all the best guys in this sphere.

[Isaiah Granet @zaygranet]

using this everytime my founding engineer misses standup

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

imagine working at palantir and alex karp is drunkenly ranting about how he saw habermas’s penis at the urinal once . you are only half paying attention because you’re multitasking — using secret government satellites & flock cameras to track your bitch ex wife