jensen: sorry guys i cheated on my wife with maybe a chinese spy
board: all good. anything else you want to tell us? anything we should know about?
jensen: nah
*one day passes*
wsj: jensen huang had a another affair with nvdia employee
board: ffs jensen, we trusted you bro. sry but you're fired
fin
@8teAPi@mitchandodger@EgeErdil2 "as far as i know" why would hilary know anything? how do you know the govt didn't warn jensen and he just kept seeing her? there's no point in speculation or conspiracies without more info imo