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🕊️ 11:88

[CM @notrealneway]

Can everyone stop being mean to me now pls

[CM @notrealneway]

@SupernovaMomma no in hindsight this is actually quite thoughtful and sweet & im sure it’s great bonding. It just sounded soooo strict when I initially read it, but I didn’t really think much past that point 🤣. I do see the valuables to it!!!

[CM @notrealneway]

Making your 9 year old son do their own lunch & laundry is insane im sorry 😭😭

[Jax. @HerDreadsRock]

And people be shocked when I tell them my son sets his alarm, packs his lunch, chooses his clothes, does his laundry, cleans his room, and completes his morning routine by himself. He’s 9?? These are natural milestones.

[CM @notrealneway]

@Sho2Trill88 mhm I’ve learned it’s such a popular thing to get children involved in daily normal things like this, I just wasn’t aware growing up! But it does make perfect sense after listening to others experiences :)

[CM @notrealneway]

@glossonurblunt it was insane to me because it wasn’t a thing in my household at all lol. I explained it shocked me which is why I said it was insane. But I meant to me specifically. Not in general :)

[CM @notrealneway]

@AshActually oh I think you missed the tweet where I explained that this wasn’t my experience growing so I found it shocking that it was a thing & everyones been on my ass since. I think people are reading too much into the word insane, I meant it was insane to me as it shocked me lol

[CM @notrealneway]

Come to the alleyway rn I’m cryingggg 😭😭😭

[Ediz @ediz1975]

The harrow council video with the enforcement officers was missing the start :…

Here the start of the incident

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[✨ @culanes]

People don’t clock Mica’s bird behaviour because she’s always baby girling and smiling with her whole face. Very sly #loveislanddebrief

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

“Men do not belong in women’s restrooms.“ But little girls belong in men’s restrooms? I swear you people are fucking stupid. The dad did the right thing and the old people should have just shut the fuck up and minded their business.

[CM @notrealneway]

This is so beyond weird

[bam @bambam_ojy]

Yall are defending men wayyyyyyy too much in the comments are you out of yr damn mind

[Zakiyah @ZakzR]

Was craving a pie so I ordered a pie but it wasn’t enough for the delivery minimum so I added random shit I don’t need.

Reader, they delivered everything except my pie 🫠

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Girl dads:

Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals.

You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom.

Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

[🦢 @prxttyhoneymoon]

zendaya did the whole press tour for the drama and managed to never confirm tom was let out of the house for 3 minutes and he’s screaming from the rooftops that he’s mr zendaya

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Now her child has no mom because of her stupidity. If you don’t believe in modern medicine or science you have no business having children. The kids always suffer from the choices of their dumb ass parents.

[˚ʚ anise ɞ˚ @mismatchedseoks]

offered an old lady my seat on the metro, but she just smiled, patted my arm and told me to sit down

then when offered, she proceeded to take a man's seat

[Southern Belle @tweetshaeee]

Twitter I do not care how cheap that checkmark is; I do not want it

[CM @notrealneway]

@efyy_ii @ciarandurham U get it 🤣

[CM @notrealneway]

@LABXKE 🤣🤣 in all fairness this wasn’t my childhood but I still knew how to do do basic living things when I moved out of my family home

[CM @notrealneway]

@prestonedu1 @molstutz I do feel like ur reaching atp lol

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I wonder why.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

“Why don’t victims come forward”