Ashley Jordan

Brooklyn born. Atlanta raised. I write occasionally. I talk shit a lot. USA Today bestselling author of ONCE UPON A TIME IN DOLLYWOOD. Available everywhere now.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@juhrayaa @TheEmpressTiff It never mattered, because nowhere did it say we were the first or only ones to do it.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

Every day, I’m reminded why a certain group of people are so miserable, and it’s because they do not value community or camaraderie in the slightest.

[star anise @anisenot]

Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@EastPointMadeMe There’s enough traffic now as it is. We have to keep some things to ourselves. Please

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@DntBurnYoBridge @prinseccoo They switched it probably a decade ago. You basically pay when you buy the car now

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@prinseccoo It used to be similarly high in GA, but you pay it on the front end when you buy the car now.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@VaJaiJade_ 7. Don’t trust anyone who says otherwise.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@Vin_cenzo_ @sicsempert66 @Sam_Vecenie We’re laughing because his job is to entertain, which you can’t seem to grasp. You can find serious analysts elsewhere.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@livtalley_coach @niaspeaksall Theo James*

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@onyxrose81 Like… no. Even though I really enjoy Josh. Not for this. None of them for this.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

I hope the fourth is Theo James. He should be the only one on the list, tbh.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

At least four test offers for the role to play James Bond have been given out and while unconfirmed, insiders tell Deadline that three of the four actors expected to test are Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor.

More details on the search and final auditions for the new 007 in Deadline's The Dish here: https://t.co/GhDwVyPv3O

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@ManiacMoe @thisismarlow_ Y’all sound like you’ve never been in a relationship for more than a few months

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@thisismarlow_ You sound like you’ve never had a long term relationship or considered that marriage is supposed to be forever. But life is long, and you need to be able to take space for yourself. Your partner will still be there when you get back.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@eleanor13x5 @Diamy_TV Used to when? This happened once. Thanks to Jay Z, by the way.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@xodaniegirlxo He already did that when the Super Bowl was in LA just four years ago. Y’all really just say anything

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@ItsMeghanLHall 🙄 He just wants attention, and luckily he can’t get it up there, but he should be banned.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@bbeennny @eMTBrides If you have a phobia of flying, you should plan accordingly. If there’s a death in the family, a middle seat is the least of your problems. Hey, let’s leave people alone instead of weaponizing tears to get your way.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@Lizzr6ex @eMTBrides @USADocumented Okay? It’s a flight, not eternity. Grow up.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@TheBaddestMitch Ooh, I didn’t know they had a drive thru. They come to my job now and then to serve lunch, and I always miss out because that line stays long

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@KidJustice123 @Uncatfishable What? He’s been doing Niggas in Paris just fine without Kanye since 2013. He can bring out his wife or Rihanna or whoever he wants. It’s a Super Bowl. I genuinely don’t understand your point. But thanks for engaging.✌🏾