Ashley Jordan

Brooklyn born. Atlanta raised. I write occasionally. I talk shit a lot. USA Today bestselling author of ONCE UPON A TIME IN DOLLYWOOD. Available everywhere now.

[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

For anyone still hanging around here, my cover reveal is now live! 🫶🏾
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[Ashley Jordan @AshActually]

@mollywidstrom @JEllulz You’re being condescending for absolutely no reason, but no, it is not, actually.

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@mollywidstrom @Cocoader If multiple people say it’s common, maybe it is, and we aren’t all a bunch of idiots who can’t differentiate between the two? There are so many articles about this.

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@JEllulz @mollywidstrom No, it’s not.

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@SamuraiBre @autisminof That is not “most likely.” What’s most likely is no one cares. It’s a hobby. It is not inappropriate to mention it.

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@SamuraiBre @autisminof If they investigated it, they would google it and see it’s harmless and move on with their lives. They *might* tell her to take it out of her bio. But the idea that fan fiction is an inappropriate hobby is ridiculous.

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@SamuraiBre @autisminof If you google “fanfiction,” nothing comes up about porn, so I’m not sure why that’s where your mind went. And she didn’t provide a user name. She presumably said what she does as a hobby. Unless she posted her smut on the company site, there’s no reason to act like she did lol

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@SamuraiBre But it’s not inherently porn, and if they have questions they can just ask? This seems like something that’s only an issue if you make it one.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Please consider getting a library card, even if you don’t use it much. Cities look at those numbers, and they help keep libraries open, funded properly, and safe from budget cuts.

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@catholicmaenad @thisisnefertiti Their follow up tweet says otherwise

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@Mia36140845 @thisisnefertiti Everyone doesn’t want to carry a purse everywhere

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@Lstanns1 @thisisnefertiti This is weirdly hateful over an incredibly innocuous thing

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@carebear_the @thisisnefertiti For whatever reason, it’s been decided women don’t need pockets, and they’ll literally make jeans with just the illusion of them. It’s nice when a dress does the opposite. Idc if it’s just for my lip gloss.

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@lippyncott @newwbodywhodis @thisisnefertiti @wizardlynds Who said anything about a wedding dress?

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@alyssaleann Yes, but also, the German guy is not just in Georgia. He’s currently in Tennessee and headed for Houston.

[Drayne Gang @Drayne_the_Wolf]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

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@LordFarquaad17 @Nathanswfc2004 Non-Americans aren’t understanding that it’s not a question at all. Fans will sit through a blizzard for their team. Rain is nothing.

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@nilikisuke @NatCatNFT Funny enough, he didn’t lose until more votes came in?

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@KyleMarcus_ @NatCatNFT That does not help. It says less than half the votes had been counted… And LA is one of the bluest cities in the country…

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@ManagerTactical @MLShater Thanks for the proof that no one should be listening to you.