Not Ricky Ponting

I am not Ricky Ponting, a parody.

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

My fake team of the decade...
1 @FakeShaneWatson
2 Eddie Cowan (so I can bat sooner)
3 @NotRickyPonting (c)
4 Bourbon
5 Wentworth Park
6 Coca Kohli
7 Mowbray
8 Swisse
9 P Siddy (only on his birthday)
10 The CrownBet horse
11 Boonie
12th man: Gary Pratt

[Triple M Melbourne 105.1 @TripleMMelb]

WATCH | Ricky Ponting Sings The Barmy Army's Chant About Mark Waugh To Mark Waugh: https://t.co/rDQV1CZVEc

(@MarkHoward03 lost it!)

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Just trying to commentate a game with a bourbon in hand and @MarkHoward03 mentions Gary f'n Pratt... not happy. #BBL06

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

No way Murali Vijay gets a hundred if he was facing my medium pie-swingers. #INDvENG

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Back on top where we belong. #bourbonoclock #AUSvNZ

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

I'm ageing with dignity. #pontingfashion #AUSvIND #noeyeballs

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Too early for a bourbon?

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Perhaps the only better fielder than me ever...and look at him now. #slipperyslope

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

I'm guessing Chris Rogers just won a bet. #reverseslog

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

@NotMitchJohnson Unfortunately he only saw the last few years of my career not the first 15 when I was "God of the pull".

[Fake Mitch Johnson @NotMitchJohnson]

Doolan credits @notrickyponting for that one.
#CatchABullet

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

When are these teams gonna name the trophy? May I suggest the Ponting-Kallis Cup? #safvaus

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Stars coach tries to justify dropping my man Clint McKay. That's a selection choke if ever I've seen one. #BBL03 #stupid

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Luke Wright's time with the Poms seems to have reminded him how to lose again. Nervous. Tentative. #BBL03

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

English collars tightening a little... #AUSvENG

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

I'm celebrating Australia Day with bourbon.

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

And he's a Tasmanian.

#ausveng

[Not Ricky Ponting @NotRickyPonting]

Junior keeps looking at me and raising his eyebrows suggestingly. I'm a little worried. #BBL03