catlair

life's a rollercoaster but I'm tall enough to ride

[catlair @notsodaring_]

The nurse at the gyno was tryna hook me up with her son today so she must have liked what she saw #TMI?

[IPGbook @IPGbooknews]

Hey, @tristamateer fans! We are giving away 5 advanced reader copies of Trista's new book, Honeybee - in stores May 1! To get your FREE copy now, enter to win by retweeting this post and following @IPGbooknews. 🐝📖
#Honeybee #bookgiveaway

[catlair @notsodaring_]

Can @Apple prioritize making find my friends more accurate so I can know when my pals are pooing

[catlair @notsodaring_]

#mondayinspo

[catlair @notsodaring_]

My 28yo sister deciding where to move "I need to see which location has the best snap filters" 🆗

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

I HOPE OUR HAMSTRINGS AREN'T MADE OF WHAT I THINK THEY'RE MADE OF

[catlair @notsodaring_]

"I joined a group called pug crazy. It's pretty fun but it's, like, so many pugs." @thingsidoalone

[catlair @notsodaring_]

@Chris_Troemel @MSUBananaEaters waiting for fame and fortune

[. @alilpickle]

hey!!!! love urself!!! show ur boobs!!!! bang whoever u want!!! who!! cares!! as! long!! as! ur!!! happy!!

[Casey Michel @cjcmichel]

"If homosexuality can affect your marriage, then one of you is gay" #Stonewall

[catlair @notsodaring_]

Some women just can't let go

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

15. So yes, I'm mortified when we slam our doors in the face of frightened children and families. It goes against EVERYTHING we stand for.

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

14. I'm proud to be an American because our highest values, our vision, our aspiration is to be a beacon, a shelter for the oppressed.

[catlair @notsodaring_]

Waking up from a dream where I bought a huge box of chocolate covered pretzels and realizing I have no chocolate covered pretzels <<<<

[catlair @notsodaring_]

@wellimchrissie the world needs more people like us

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

If you have to blow into a Tostitos bag to know if you're intoxicated, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DRIVE https://t.co/gnTcIIL7Oj

[President Obama @POTUS44]

I'm still asking you to believe - not in my ability to bring about change, but in yours. I believe in change because I believe in you.

[catlair @notsodaring_]

turn down for Trump

[catlair @notsodaring_]

I ALSO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA

[Joshua Idehen @joshuaidehen80]

Religion: your mum does the washing. You thank god.