Delaney

Eating dry cereal

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@umlcra here

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

At Old Town with @frontierruckus...well they're here and I'm creeping. So excited for their show tonight!

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@michellelynking I was ALL about those Dear America books growing up!

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

Those days where you just feel shitty and your wine tastes like vinegar.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@KatieTiseo ktis what's so annoying?

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@Btis2014 but Blair, http://t.co/LMpHAVWWKT

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@laaahhhrel they exist in Michigan public schools! They're best served extra crispy.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

We should have seen the child molester coming--take out the last "oo" and you have Honey Boo B.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@stickyisaslut you look amazing!! And what are those sunglasses??

[Marianne Cullen @CullenMarianne]

@thingsidoalone did stop

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@CullenMarianne can't stop won't stop!

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

The main thing I took away from the wheelchair Wendy Davis ad was that her opponent sued a tree.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

My new hobby is driving around and offering rides to joggers.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@KatieTiseo happy birthday ktis!!! Wanna get bubble tea with me later?

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

Summer scarfs: for when you're not cold, but your hickey is.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

Some of my best friends are to do lists.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

Too blessed to be dressed.

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@justinshanes what's the opposite of hyperbole? Sleeperbole? Notenougherbole?

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

@T_Cullenn #catenthusiasts

[Delaney @thingsidoalone]

There's only one time when I enjoy listening to podcasts--never.