miranda

what happens when the potato's aren't so small

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

if i'm staying the night at your place and the blanket you give me to sleep with has stains on it i'm never coming back

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

i actually get mad when i see this clip bc wdym NO EMMY for her?? not even a NOMINATION???? what are we even doing

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

uhhhhh

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

wow she looks just like her!

[ADÉLA Access @AdelaAccess]

ADÉLA knew in new TikTok for Halloween:

“#halloween”

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

@priapusking omg sooooo sorry this keeps happening...i can't help it

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

halloween...

[lesbians for tate mcrae @maletsresearch]

I hate gay halloween wdym your treat everyone like they wearing a wire

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

no clear cut plans for tonight and i'm already dressed and ready in my lara croft costume

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

all the bots and also men under my last tweet i'm so fucking scared...

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

grok is the killer

[maya ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 @pusheeenlover]

"your job is to post on twitter to 0 audience"

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

twitter is so stupid i just saw a video of someone doing crack on the tl and the qrt was another person being like hell nah i don't want to do crack. like...right!...that's fine! 😭😭😭

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

being grown is crazy wdym i have a cold and have to nurse myself back to health

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

!!

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

bsf started talking to a boy and hasn't asked to hang out in 3 weeks

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

had to text my boss i fucked up closing procedures for the 3rd night in a row and she stopped answering

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Lauren Boebert accused of sex with three staffers in complaint alleging $200K hush payment https://t.co/KFwXJmkHBA

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

putting my bra on to go to dinner taking it off at the house while i do my makeup and putting it back on to go to the club

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

queen

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Aaron Rodgers says that Shailene Woodley asked to sleep with another guy after he proposed:

“A couple days after [the proposal] she tells me, ‘Before we get married I gotta go f*ck this guy.’”

(https://t.co/wyp0tpNW3X)

[miranda @notsofunnyg1rl]

just messed up a money matter at my job...feeling like her