Johny Srouji Parody

I am the master of SoCs and thin batteries. No job enquiries from Qualcomm please. (This is a parody, meaning i'm not the real Johny Srouji)

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@mrbutt81 @DanRiccioParody @NotPhilSchiller @MichaelSteeber @_inside @AppleholicAnon @TheHFOne @JonyIveParody Don‘t worry, you‘ll never see that number on iPhone batteries because it will already have dropped by 2 percent by then.

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@Louis_CAD

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People always ask me, why we don‘t implement USB C on all our devices.
The question is though, why doesn‘t our competition add Lightning to their devices ?

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Why you complain, when we gave you the ability to stalk your friends ?

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@DanRiccioParody @9to5mac @ChanceHMiller „The reports of me quitting are greatly exaggerated“

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The Snapdragon 855 is at about the level of the image signal processor in the A12 Bionic. Just saying.

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@JonyIveParody I hear from them sometimes. Its about job enquiries.

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@DanRiccioParody @MKBHD Me and Jony had a solution already. The colouring on the case is so thin that it wont last a year. I promise.

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@DanRiccioParody Jony is right. Ungrateful bastards. We could‘ve used a cheap Mediatek SoC and cut costs as well....

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@lephysiomasque I know you would have liked to see me on stage but i am the boss of my team for reasons!

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A new iPhone is available. Please upgrade to iPhone XS Plus.

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@mrbutt81 @AppleholicAnon @DanRiccioParody @_HairForceOne @NotPhilSchiller XS

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@DanRiccioParody @reneritchie I‘ve always been famous

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@Agentpsss0008 It should be way more expensive‘

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You can buy this beautiful Animoji of myself for only $5.99 and you better do, before i change my opinion about the A12...

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I think you have to give me a kiss for upgrading MacBook Pro CPUs and SSD speeds.

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@MehNitesh2 Good point!

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Working on the A13 already. Do you really need a GPU?

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I mean, we could reduce the size of the chip...just so it is thinner!

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When was the last time Android users had an update ?