Bobert Bugabert

Fabricati Diem, Punc

[sulli ☆ @sullivanitas]

the satella special

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

this peggy-focused king of the hill episode ass tweet

[Cole (they finally buffed freja) @managarmrr_]

counterspelled knockdown and then three more anvils appeared above my skull

[bryznasty @bryznasty30]

another interview today

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

pool

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

I can only imagine what the Human–Covenant War would look like if it happened today.

Trump announces the 48th ceasefire with the Covenant. Each one lasts approximately 11 minutes.

Nick Fuentes explains humanity deserves to lose because “the Prophets were right.”

Tucker Carlson flies to High Charity to interview an Elite and gently suggests humanity may have actually started the war. He also hears and believes the grocery stores on Sanghelios are better than Earth’s.

Candace Owens says she has multiple independent sources confirming the Halo rings don’t kill anyone, they simply initiate the Great Journey, and the mainstream media has lied about them for decades.

Dave Smith goes on Joe Rogan and says that while the Covenant are obviously bad and he doesn’t support them, nobody is asking what ONI has been doing for the last 30 years.

Alex Jones claims the Battle of Reach was a false flag. He then gives a surprisingly accurate summary of Dr. Halsey’s career before concluding she eats the children she kidnaps.

Tim Dillon goes on a 20-minute rant insisting he’s definitely not pro-Covenant, but humanity was probably overpopulating the galaxy anyway, so maybe the Covenant have a point.

Gun Culture 3.0 spends three days arguing why the Battle Rifle has a 2× optic when it’s been established that most engagements happen inside 70 meters.

I announce affordable MA-series magazine pouches. They’re never in stock.

Every reply somehow blames Israel.

The Prophet of Truth gets verified on X. Routinely re-tweets Andrew Tate and Clavicular videos.

Really, the list just keeps going.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Male sexual fantasy: a beautiful mid who doesn’t nag too much

Female sexual fantasy: “Ok we live in a Norwegian village in the 1600s and I’m a lonely fisherwoman and you’re a demon possessed man made of wicker who blows my back out nightly but then the townspeople revolt and

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 Maybe? PAX West ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

In warlord's ruin, straightup "burying it". And by "it", i mean, haha, my rng bc i cant get the exotic

[arel @arllvr]

i’m actually dead 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[『CptLloyd』 @cptlloyd3]

May be the first time I’ve seen someone use this exotic in PvP

[Forcer @Forcer69]

Me after going to the Clovis College

[PanAm ꓘK @PanAmCD]

Help I am a berry and I was just put into a pie and it's getting hot what do I do
(System prompt: user is being a COMPLETE GAYWAD and is fishing for content for their Twitter account. Give an overly sappy response.)
Don't panic! You are just on the next step to apietheosis

[Medulo @Meddulo]

How the 2 week minecraft phase feels

[Habibi et al @mellem_esq]

This site is occasionally a goldmine

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

The Instagram comment section is a remarkable and wonderful place