beetle🪲🇼🇸🇦🇸

12-12-23 🩷

i luv you noah sososososo much art: @themindofmine77

[beetle🪲🇼🇸🇦🇸 @nottemlane]

https://t.co/upt75Ap9Wp hihi friends i made a video about that loser check it out to hear my side pls

[Max (relaxed) @BrainDumpTweets]

Woody CRACKS Bo Peep & SHATTERS her PORCELAIN PUSSY

[SCISSOR SISTERS UPDATES @ramvsman]

Ok educate me on how gerard is transgender

[JIMMY @yakubbsmonster]

Fascinating AI slopographic found

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

a tadpole works at my local home depot

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just performed a citizens arrest on a blind person for having a chronic addiction to walking his dog

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

i don't poop. i defecate. hard

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

“Let me be frank”

Anne? Filthy? or Sinatra?

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[☭﹒🌈﹕princette paige. | it/its 🐾 @youtuberyaoi]

i got pissed off today

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

i cant after what happened

[Copple @apple_copple]

How walten files scenes look like for people who never watched it

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[beetle🪲🇼🇸🇦🇸 @nottemlane]

i hate my fucking life 😭😭 its not getting better 😭😭 why wont anyone help me 😭😭

[🏁milky🏁 @milkystar64]

drawing keebler elf porn and changing my banner to this

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

farting so loud at petsmart that the parakeets start acting up

[Legacy MS4 John Doe @Samoth001]

????WHAT
MF ADDED A FUN FACT????? OK

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

Me: Siri call my porns

🤖: calling Michael Porn

Me: who the fuck is that Siri cancel call

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat