But, like, for real?

Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains #BlackLivesMatter He/him

[But, like, for real? @nottheonlyaaron]

John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in its grave.
His soul goes marching on

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@LKropkowski Not at all. I'm tired of kids screaming at the bar

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New rule: you don't get to bring your kids to bars anymore. We tried it out, it sucks, get a babysitter

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@IanFortey "If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth"

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@IanFortey Oh, like that scene in Gladiator where a bunch of gladiators from different parts of the Roman Empire immediately know how to form up and move in synch because Russell Crowe said so?

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I don't know who needs to hear this but a tenet is a foundational belief or element and a tenant is someone who rents a property

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@ostrichson It's...it's just salt all the way down

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Great country we got here

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@HardcoreHistory I had an idea for a Blitz episode! Not that you need it, I'm sure, but an episode about the Etruscans or Minoans or similar- you know, the "lesser known" great civs of the ancient world would be super cool

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@IanFortey Negroni. He drinks them a lot in the books

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Who decided to elect Peter Griffin governor of a whole ass state?

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@DilutedBand Can't even get his wife off and he's over here worrying about men being men

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Little buddy can't even grow a beard

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Ben Shapiro says the US military is being ruined because it is abandoning masculinity: “People who tend to fight wars are very patriotic, very male people. Traditional masculinity has been core to that idea. But we’re a society that doesn’t believe in traditional masculinity.”

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@ninaturner Nice

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine

🧵

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@AlexJamesFitz Shut up and take your upvote

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That's it, the internet is over. Thanks for playing

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I've never felt so patriotic to be an American as I do lately watching Britons crawl out of the woodwork to defend the state arresting people for heckling royals. We have our problems, but we can tell anyone we like to go fuck themselves

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@BillyWayneDavis Why haven't you been on BtB for a minute? Same reason?

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@AlexJamesFitz Is this not a universally known truth?