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[Somebody @notwakback]

@puff967 @lizardmech @JerryBarnett @pl_european What the Schitzophrenia?

[Somebody @notwakback]

@ymionvacation Many such cases

[ymi @ymionvacation]

u ever wanna play minecraft and then u open minecraft and think “i dont wanna play minecraft anymore” so you close minecraft

[ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @ShitlibSupreme]

Destiny is not only facing his accusers in court, but will very likely win his case. Meanwhile your hero Hasan went to an actual brothel that was owned by a convicted sex trafficker.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Its crazy how not even Republicans bring it up

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

You know until like 20 years ago folks only had their small town of classmates & coworkers to look at 😭 you couldn’t compare them to your explore tab on IG. They are attractive because you are attracted to them. They just aren’t ig models

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

folks having a giggle about this but i rather europeans see the beauty of southern appalachia and breathe its crisp air than stay in most of our horribly designed big cities.

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

Hilarious demographics for a nation

[Woke Ann Richards @WokeAnnUpdates]

The GOP thinking they have a shot in California after the “fuck all republicans bill” got Assad margins a few months ago 😭

[constans @constans]

An actual US senator has his face eaten by his own leopards-eating-people’s-faces party.

[Rumper 💜 @PurpleHeartMan]

This is actually insane

[Austen Allred @Austen]

The “high school” Spain is training at

[KJ 🏂 @ElunHatesMe]

This shit got me crying cuz they are genuinely scared of yk what lmaooo

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

How do you even respond to this

[Unwilling Banana Republican @VoxPrudentia]

Yeah, because it doesn't follow typical English phonotactics, so to us it looks/sounds dumb in much the same way that Latinx does for Spanish-speakers.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

One of the most insane policies I’ve ever seen passed. It’s insane they just keep passing dumb bills they don’t read and trusting Hochul to do all the work for them

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

Is it the smell of burning oil after Ukrainian drone strikes?

[Wally Nowinski @Nowooski]

“Heat the surrounding area up by 16 degrees” what on earth are you talking about?

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Crypto scam. Move along everyone.