Not Zane

Contrary to popular belief, im not a walrus.

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Dip Review:
Copenhagen Wintergreen Longcut 6.53/10
I tried it with some Tostitos scoops and it had a unique flavor compared to other dips such as salsa and queso. After dipping ~15 chips in it, the subtle hints of wintergreen in the aftertaste started to grow on me

[Not Zane @notzane12]

@tallBooze Interesting thing to post considering the amount of wahhhs the commissioner receives from certain members

[Not Zane @notzane12]

How to get Girl Scout cookies:

Infiltrate the dealers and find the suppliers

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Interesting how Great Britain is actually an oxymoron

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Decided to become a baker so when people ask me what business I’m in I can proudly say “I’m in bread”

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Big week for AI: Gemini for Google Home is rolling out, OpenAI adopted a new for-profit structure, and NVIDIA became the first $5T company.

As of 1:43pm ET, Prediction Markets traders think Gemini will be the winner at the end of 2025. What do you think?

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Very well written post

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Big week for AI: Gemini for Google Home is rolling out, OpenAI adopted a new for-profit structure, and NVIDIA became the first $5T company.

As of 1:43pm ET, Prediction Markets traders think Gemini will be the winner at the end of 2025. What do you think?

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Me and the fellas quitting our jobs to be monks and just brew beer all day and not hang out with any girls

[Not Zane @notzane12]

I don’t trust art official intelligence, it couldn’t even guess the number I had in my head #robotscantswim

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Crazy, had heard rumblings about Arch transferring to Tarleton

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

TARLETON STATE TAKES DOWN ARMY

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Turns out if you just do something that gives you an allergic reaction and you go to the doctor they literally just give you steroids. Not sure why more people with peanut sensitivities aren’t exploring this to get huge fast

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Going on shark tank and telling the sharks that my company which builds shark tanks made $50million dollars last year (they don’t fact check you there, can just make up numbers) so that Mr wonderful feels proud of me and I can make enough money to afford his haircut

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Being able to do a pull-up is honestly super embarrassing, it just means you aren’t training legs hard enough

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Back in my day, we would call it like it is and report that he’s “pleasantly plump” instead of “having constant conditioning issues”. Not sure what’s changed in the last few weeks to lead to this type of soft reporting

[Tim MacMahon @BannedMacMahon]

The Mavs had major concerns about moving forward with Luka Doncic due to his constant conditioning issues and the looming commitment of another supermax contract extension this summer, sources told ESPN.

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Abolishing ICE would be wild, so many people use it to cool their drinks on a hot summer day, make smoothies, and even to raise ALS awareness. Plus, it would be logistically very challenging to enforce, would they go into everybody’s freezers and pull out their ice trays?

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Politely asking the waiter to let the chef know that I can eat a XL pizza by myself to subtly influence the portion size

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Me and the fellas accidentally had one too many last night and woke up realizing we successfully invaded and conquered Lichtenstein. Not sure what we’re supposed to do now but y’all should come through, people here are very friendly and they have very low corporate tax rates

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Going back to school to gain some new skills

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Committing seppuku after going 0/6 from 3 in a pickup game at LA fitness

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Big miss by both you and hank when breaking the home run record to not also throw in that Babe was putting up weak numbers in the kitchen @BarryBonds

I would’ve tossed in that I was putting back 3 ribeyes, 2 dozen eggs, a cup of olive oil, and some everbeers for 1st breakfast

[Not Zane @notzane12]

Hope the guy that causally mentioned l his testosterone levels while talking to a group of girls earlier is having a particularly good night