jerk hater

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[Celina🌙セリーナ @tkn0801]

I’m crying

[jerk hater @notzeb]

@Lord_Babylon lord woman respecter

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

JLI main plot: "Okay, seriously guys, if you don't learn to behave the UN is gonna have us all executed."

The Booster Gold and Blue Beetle subplot:

[Clacky @Wackyclown_]

Accidentally sent my boss a voice note of me railing my fleshlight while moaning his daughter's name

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Cut my thumb, very inconvenient

[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime ⚡️💙⚡️ ➡️ 🦋 BSky @CPU_CWCSonichu]

I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@BarackObama

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Goofy’s antics are risible, and Donald’s neuroticism is relatable. Mickey, however, stands for nothing, and thus falls for everything. I do not like the mouse.

[midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

[Tᕼᗩᗩᒪ🟡 @Sinestros_Myte]

5 reps of being a Green Lantern fan

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[jerk hater @notzeb]

@Tiffany__am looking a little different since high school tiffany

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[jerk hater @notzeb]

lmao

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

@IowaRallyYak Not true. I could make considerably more working for my dad and have in the past

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Oh, but when I become racist for money I get nothing. Cool.

[jerk hater @notzeb]

@SobonBet @SER1897 you defend and deny genocide you are garbage

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.

[Sethy @Brizksie]

The concept of Injustice 3 being a Dan Mora art direction DC KO fighting game