Nova Kaplan

LA based MUA. contact - [email protected]

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@annielederman No truer statement. Season 2 is necessary.

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@Postmates can you remove the fraudulent charges that keep showing up on my account so I can use it? This keeps happening and there’s no helpful customer service options

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

I’m always one touch away from deleting all my apps…

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

I wish my phone would autocorrect ducking to fucking instead

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@trixiemattel This is such a genius ploy to get bunch of cute animal pics

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@LindseyPelas @AshAlexiss Opposite

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

If I created a dating show it would be for gay boys and be called “Top to Bottom”

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@Twitter Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Miguel @FormulaMiguel]

WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook eliminated.

Only Twitter made it to the second game.

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

Celebrities getting sued for posting a picture of their own face by the photographer who already profited by invading the celebs space will never stop baffling and annoying me.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

I encourage everyone who breathlessly spread this lie to keep that same energy when they correct the record

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

The fact that we need White witnesses to humanize George Floyd is very telling. If he is painted as less human (whatever that means), is Derek Chauvin less guilty? Stop trying to justify this murder. #derekchauvinisguilty

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@chrissyteigen Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahgagahahahah

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@chrissyteigen This is that clock right?

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@ddddelaney 🤣🤣🤣

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

I guess it wasn’t enough that I had to live through “How Bizarre” in the 90s... now I have to relive this torture again on TikToc...

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

@jesskenney @AlexontheMic I’m on Twitter once a month- imma find you on IG

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

When my kit gets to heavy I look at my makeup and tell them “time to make some cuts” it makes me feel like a sports coach.

[Nova Kaplan @novakaplan]

Dear iPhone,
Can you please stop autocorrecting “amazing to “Amazon” ?