gomer kyle

stream of consciousness

[Davey Segal @DaveyCenter]

Not tryna glaze but these @shanevg97 burnouts where he high fives his guys along the wall while absolutely destroying the tires full throttle mid burnout (preceded and followed by normal badass burnouts) is just awesome stuff 💨

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

First season Kenny Powers is the best Kenny Powers

[gomer kyle @novanasty]

@EmperorBigD Vegeta’s reaction hits so much harder with this dialogue

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[gomer kyle @novanasty]

Japanese people are my favorite

[Alvin Kamara @A_kamara6]

lol shit is funny because everybody thinks Jameis doin this for show but he really just a genuinely good dude in real life… cameras or not.

[gomer kyle @novanasty]

@FreddyLA7 See nocalulla falls in Gadsden

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Delph @bootybanjo]

this is like if peyton manning randomly died in between week 7 and week 8 in one of his denver seasons

[Anna Lee - CRE Leasing Lawyer @CRELeasingLawTX]

Fourth generation Alabamian (turned Texas transplant) here - Alabama is incredibly underrated. I went to an excellent high school with an IB program & more AP classes than one person could take. Beaches, mountains, lakes, a top 50 public university (Auburn - my alma mater. War Eagle! 🦅 🐅), top 100 public university (Alabama), a top 35 med school (UAB), a top 50 law school (Alabama), Huntsville has Boeing, NASA (including Space Camp), the Redstone Federal Arsenal, and the highest PhDs per capita in the nation. Budding food scene. College football is life! People are friendly. You can buy a house for not a ton of money. I could go on!

[gomer kyle @novanasty]

Rip a fellow Kyle

[Aedan McHugh @AedanMcHugh]

“Because you never know when the last one is” hits wildly different now…

RIP to a legend and prayers for the whole Busch family. Just unbelievably sad

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

we’re either gonna win 2-3 nattys or everyone’s going to jail. hell, maybe both.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

To Catch A Predator's Chris Hansen catches Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's former Head of Personal Security & Lieutenant at Metro D.C. Police Department in an undercover sting operation, sending sexually explicit messages to an undercover detective posing as a teenage boy 👀