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feed me cheese i am rat

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

could go for a sloppy steak rn

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

i might be washed up but at least

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

be careful from being over there

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

i am intentionally boring 🥱

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

working on my open format mixes! what are some bangers from the past few years I should incorporate into my dance sets??

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

me opening twitter in public

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

toss my brain in a blender and serve me up in a big gulp

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

why am i not SLEEPIN

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

staring at pics of my gfs boobs for an unreasonable amount of time

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIÐAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

idk what i’m even doin anymore brotha

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I’m basically asexual at this point but I do have one vigorous jackoff session a week. I don’t enjoy it it’s just to get the poison out like milking a baby cobra

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

5 weeks of fully locking in - here we go

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

Size 54 waist, 10-inch legs, fuckin’ junk

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

shit kinda sucks and also blows but it’s cool

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

subtweeting via ig story is the current meta but what is next 🤔

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

i had nightmears last night so fingies crossed no nightmears tonight 🤓

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

ok locking back in, worth a shot

[ᶜᵒⁿⁿᵒʳ @roughdrvft]

nobody not even the president can stop me from drunkenly strapping a board to my feet and sending my little body down a snowy mountain at 35mph send tweet

[Shawntez @smfen]

Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?