Yung_Shakira

Mermaid

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

@jonielol Äh, de får heta killnamn, du är ju känd trots allt.

[acke @sauronlol]

alt for længe har jeg været natteravn!

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Det ”fria skolvalet” i praktiken: ”vill du gå i en BRA skola, eller vill du ha gratis AirPods? (:” #förstatligaskolan #skolvalet

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Taylor Swift singing about keeping the Christmas lights up until JANUARY as some kind of "crazy" thing you can do when you have your own place, and I wasn't even aware people took them down before... like I still have a Christmas decoration in my plant and it's September

[Pål Ströbaek @Palstrobaek]

Vet någon var man kan köpa fejkleg?

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

The #1 reason swedes don’t go to church: we’d probably just sort of thaw in Hell... could be nice for a change idk.

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Real life:
Knock knock
Who's there? (:
WHAAT? *aggressively pulls door handle* IT'S LOCKED!

[Dagens Nyheter @dagensnyheter]

Rapport efter rapport bekräftar att skolsegregationen ökar i Sverige. Det fria skolvalet är en av de kraftigast bidragande orsakerna. Men trots bred samsyn om orsakerna bakom utvecklingen är frågan politiskt polariserad.
https://t.co/5ocSX1v4SU

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Imagine you were an alien researching human life and then seeing people get out of their house to gather in a room where they just move their limbs in different directions for a few hours before going back home. And they called it clubbing.

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

I’ve been watching a woman squeeze foam on Instagram for 15 minutes. Can’t believe I got into University... twice.

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Pojkvän ang. en av spelarna i VM ”åh han e så äcklig, det känns som han har en dålig kvinnosyn” 😂

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Tip 2 for people: Never take the night train to Berlin

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Tip 1 for people: WEAR DEODORANT

[Yung_Shakira @novaswede]

Is it pathetic to be almost 24 and still be waiting for someone to discover the unpolished diamond that they are and make them a star? Asking for a friend 🙃