J.D. Lewis

Writer, editor, tabletop gamer. Currently looking for work.

[J.D. Lewis @novice_wizard]

My financial situation is hitting rock bottom with all the medical bills. I'm offering proofreading and editing services for literally just $0.01 per word, just to have some income. Feel free to contact me here. #WritingCommunity #writing #proofreading #editing

[cooluno_9 | Yoruichi and Mereoleona's cumslut @unowastaken3]

"Appears to teleport" nigga they slowed it down and I still couldn't tell what it that mf did teleport

[AuthorZombie 🏳️‍⚧️ @AuthorZombie24]

He’s literally me fuck…..

[Anx 🐉❤️‍🔥 Dragon Momma VTuber @AnxSoSassy]

Chris Hansen: Why don’t you have a seat, Mr. Underwood.

Weevil: What? Who are you? Where’s Traptrix Sera?!

[amy @trinalilies]

Everything I see about this movie is against my will.

[Lewis Spears @LewSpears]

Every Lie in The Raygun Netflix Documentary
I watched all 72 minutes of UNTOLD: Raygun: Breaking Badly so you don't have to. It was made with her own management, the comedians she threatened to sue aren't mentioned once, and it's somehow even worse than the trailer. Let's break it down.

[J.D. Lewis @novice_wizard]

Scripted losses in video games are the worst form of story telling imaginable. It's so tedious and unfun. Does it show the player how strong the enemy is? No, it shows that you don't want to bother writing an actual compelling scene and prefer to just ham-fist it.

[The Paradox @TheParadoxBand1]

STOP USING GENERATIVE AI 🤘🏽

[CC 🐑💛/ @ Malevolent Season 4 @cc_inyellow]

i made a flag for people in the lgbtqia+ who cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and my mind will bear for ever the memory of the Pallid Ma

[Marcus Vance 🗡 @MarcusCVance]

Aliens (xenomorphs) should exist in the Predator universe

But Predators (Yautja) should not exist in the Alien universe

[DefCat MTG✝️ @DefcatMTG]

"Welcome To Universe Beyond"

MTG parody of Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the internet"

[feef @feefal_]

people are truly out here using it for the smallest things asgfjdjgjh

[The Paradox @TheParadoxBand1]

you’ll be having the worse day ever and then your car gets towed..

[Anna Kendrick Lamar @ProdigyVictus]

*taps sign*

[тαℓα ✩*.ﾟ 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇 𝑔𝑜𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈 @talavt_]

Can never love this guy enough. He's already so fun with his weapon knowledge and stuntwork but also confidently tells people off when they push harsh beauty standards on him and his partner.

And yep, TRANS RIGHTS BABYYYYY 💖💙🤍

[J.D. Lewis @novice_wizard]

The episode where the band teacher was the lead singer of Everclear was really cool. Wild way to introduce kids to that band, though.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

22 years ago today, ‘Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

[DefCat MTG✝️ @DefcatMTG]

Headed to FNM with my new whitz deck, excited to play

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Whoever did this…

[BDE Game @BDEgameowners]

Stolen from @UsagiKaede1