Sarcastic Girl OG

a comfortable balanced view of colour & black and white 💜™

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

You give me more anxiety than adderall

[818 @818Newbie]

I was just surprised that mind control worked on you.

[Banks Atkin 🇨🇩🇨🇦 @BanksAtkin]

We're out of Weed.. #4WordDisappointments

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

My boobs should have their own theme music that starts playing as I'm taking off my bra.

[Miss Frackle ♥️ @o_rose7941]

I prefer monsters to people. They're more predictable.

[Dammit Erin @DammitErin]

What good are boobs if I'm supposed to have a personality too?

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

#IGaveYouTheFingerBecause it also means I love you

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

And you've got
Timeeeeeeeee

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

OITNB 🙌🏻

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

These black fly bites might be the breaker in which I become an alcoholic again. So damn itchy and hot, vodka would make this go right away.

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

@knight_errant2 I truly hope I find my billy. Thanks man

[Verepaine @knight_errant2]

@nowaytara Just had the wrong Billy is all;
Billy Bragg
Billy Idol
Billie Holiday
Billy Corgan
Billy Joel
etc
there is a Billy out there fore you

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

Someone tell me why I thought listening to Billy Talent was a good idea. This is more lame then a bologna sandwich. Go back in the vault.

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

Netflix and grow old with me?

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

@WordUpBitch @DBStoner Omg💀😂

[Ju💲t_Ⓜ️z_🅱️ @LoveYoorFate]

Sorry, no habla fucktardo

[Sarcastic Girl OG @nowaytara]

Me. What a clown.

[Brice Noble @StoicBrice]

Some folks should just be honest and put in their bio something like- "Agree with everything I post or I'll block your ass". Would save time