where are my background singers

[• @yducknow]

When it's 8 AM & everything seems possible, but now it's 4 PM & nothing left can be done

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

we are inventing levels of Loserdom previously unknown to mankind

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

google maps saying it’s gonna take like 2 hours to walk 5 miles

[Heck Johnson @givemheck]

"If what they say is, 'nothing is forever' then what makes love the exception? So why, oh why, are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?" in the middle of the most ass-shaking wedding reception dance party song is incredible work.

[mike @painbuiltt]

shit is frying me

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚢 @jayjayriv]

SUPER BOWL WEEKEND

[Keyv’ @Kvn_bjx]

Doechii full performance of “catfish” and “denial is a river” at the #GRAMMYs

[righteous cunt . @strangerootz]

Chile the way this world going I thought they was finna ban cornbread

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

II Hands II Heaven when Beyoncé didn’t perform her

[Rimmy @Rimmy_Downunder]

how it feels to have the talent but not the passion

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The community note:

[B’DAY 20th Anniversary Updates @B7Album]

Jesus & Santa when they found out Beyoncé would be performing on their big day

[chart data @chartdata]

Doechii's 'Alligator Bites Never Heal' has been ranked the #1 best hip-hop album of 2024 by Rolling Stone.

[Kyle @WordsByKyle]

this is somehow even better than the original

[amirtha @ewyuckugh]

stumbled into one of Vincent van gogh’s letters to his brother and in it he says ‘If I’m worth something later, I’m worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning.’