Trevor West

Half sprinkles, half nuts. I put an absurd amount of cream cheese on my bagels. The bad kind of dad bod. Working on it.

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Moms be signing text messages Love Mom. #moms #momtexts

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Pretty sure I’m a Fraggle. #JustAFeeling #NoEvidence #DefinitelyAFraggle

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@robbyfranks GoldenEye Oreos.

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I don’t know what’s more concerning: the fact that they couldn’t distribute my ‘pack’ or that The Reckoning is overdue. #EndOfDays #JunkMail

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My favourite days are when Google is just Google. #nodoodle

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They don’t call him Future for nothing. 😷 #MaskOn #FreeWishesFoundation

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For a few moments today, I actually couldn't remember the name of the lead singer from Dave Matthews Band. #itsdave #dmb #tbt #gettingold

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Why this guy look like he about to drop the hottest mixtape of the summer? #killy

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I was hoping it was @SeanKingston's birthday today. #InDenial

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I'll have to disagree. #weezer #whitestalbum

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Why do they keep the part of the song where the rapper asks to turn his headphones up? Just adjust his volume accordingly before you start recording. #rap

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So, nothing's changed. #barbecueseveryday

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I've never given birth, but it can't be half as bad as when you cut your nails a little too short. #pain #suffering #nailcare

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If flies are called that because they fly, why aren’t humans called walks? #420 #SorryImLate

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Damn, my Timex goin' psycho. - Pre Malone #BeerbongsAndBentleys

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NERD! #tbt

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Blackberries should be called verydarkpurpleberries. #fruits

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Imagine dragons devouring Imagine Dragons. It helps.

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Did Akon really look like this? Or was that just the deluxe edition? #tbt #traps

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No wonder fans love him. He perfumes on stage. #autoincorrect