Few weeks ago, I found something mislabeled in a second hand shop. Turned out to be a box full of slides from Vietnam war (1968-1970). I managed to scan around 300. Here its a small selection of somebody's memories I bought for 5,99 🧵
The worst feeling is when you call out “Hey nice tits!” to a woman and she starts yelling at you but her tits weren’t even that great, you were just trying to be supportive
The mental image of some Azov nigga from Kharkov named Ivan Petrov deploying the anti-Russian gene bomb and killing the entire Ukrainian army with it and not understanding what just happened is pretty funny
>call him
>ring... ring
>Hello?
>We need you for one last paradrop into a contested airfield without air support
>You know I retired years ago
>There are Baltics to be raped
>... I am in
Kill barnacles. Behead barnacles. Roundhouse kick a barnacle into the concrete. Slam dunk a barnacle baby into the trash can. Crucify filthy barnacles. Defecate in a barnacle’s airhole. Launch barnacles into the sun. Stir fry barnacles in a wok. Toss barnacles into active volca…