Nathan Parksalot

Pictured: Sadie, the goodest girl to ever be. (Not pictured: me)

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

I heard someone say that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Elon Musk. THE HURT.

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@GameChangerSam

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@samreich petition to rename Golden Ear to Golden Lobe for Make Some Noise. I mean, forreal.

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@samreich petition to rename Golden Ear to Golden Lobe for Make Some Noise. I mean, forreal.

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@9efer Happy birthday NiNi!!

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@seanseaevans would you ever have @BillyBoydActor and @DomsWildThings to plug their new podcast?! Would love to see how they handle the Wings of Death. #HotOnes #theFriendshipOnion

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@lovedeathrobots I have worked a 12 hour shift to come home and watch you in your entirety. Lettuce begin.

[Jordan Daley @JDaley]

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@ufc you all can’t even acknowledge the ppv issue. The website and app isn’t working. TRASH

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@ufc @ElDirteSanchez @MakhmudMuradov @VisitAbuDhabi ITS NOT CONTINUING AT ALL MF’S!

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@SportsCenter @espnmma App isn’t even working!! Shut the fuck up promoting the fight when no one can watch!

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@espn @danawhite so y’all can tweet about fights and can’t fix your fucking app? I’m so disappointed. I’ve watched UFC since the 1990’s and I can’t watch the biggest fight of the decade. Billion dollar company can’t have dedicated servers for fans that pay. 🗑

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@elwinter Tried on iPhone and desktop. Neither working

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@zachhannibal Lol look thatd make sense if it was me telling you that. But I’d think Peyton has a reason to choose controller over keyboard and mouse

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

Got my covid vaccine today! Whoop whoop

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@Ray5893 Just now seeing this but thanks to this free app, my business now.

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

Fun fact: in Cards Against Humanity’s rule book, one of the first Basic Rules is that the most recent player that has pooped is the first Card Czar. 😂😂💩

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@SLRobinson94 Aww. Dude that sucks. I’m sorry to hear that.

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@innanickoftime

[DT @darrentill2]

Perry?

[Nathan Parksalot @nparks_118]

@stylebender

[Max Holloway @BlessedMMA]

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