Nick Patchett

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Britain's new mixtape just dropped...👋💿 #ElectionResults #ToriesAreOut

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

Justice Glastonbury WOW!

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

@JeremyClarkson I picked the perfect moment to hit pause. I think it sums up your farming experience so far!

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

RISHI SUNAK HAS CALLED A GENERAL ELECTION FOR 4 JULY.

It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

@rickygervais Full blown Aids from an African prostitute?

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Buy Jeans Loyalty Programme Invitation https://t.co/JN1lOXLUrf

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

A gust of 90mph has just been recorded at Capel Curig, Snowdonia - with storm ISHA still hundreds of miles away! Gusts seem likely to top 100mph at this very exposed site by the first part of the night...

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

An early Tactical Nuclear Penguin @BrewDog, sadly the handwritten and hand drawn brown paper label has long since disintegrated!

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

Even more old @BrewDog! Paradox series was seriously good!

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

Found some @BrewDog abstrakt relics in the garage this morning. I think they'll be matured nicely now!

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

Brilliant to have @richmillener on #WRCLive with @Becsywecsy. Talks a lot of sense and all @MSportLtd fans know how hard everyone is working

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

Great start to the day with @BBC6Music playing #RaveForever 90s! 🥳

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

@TUIUK I want to thank your customer service rep Bev Daniels at Birmingham today massively. I stupidly left our daughters pram on the baggage carousel. Bev was amazing in getting herself through security to retrieve it for us. She was an absolute hero for us today!!

[Formula 1 @F1]

Excitement levels: 💯

Drive To Survive, Season 5 is almost here…

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

the story so far:

Pincher
Tractorgate
Owen Paterson
Greensill Capital
Partygate
Mustique
the £800,000 loan
wallpapergate
Lebedev peerage
Warburton
secret hampers
the £150k treehouse
Zahawi tax
Williamson bullying
Imran Ahmad Khan
Raab bullying
Patel bullying
illegal prorogation

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

Will be listening with interest to this one! #SWFC

[UndrTheCosh @UndrTheCosh]

Tony Pulis in the hot seat this week.

🔥Fire over any questions

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y worth over £51k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/FJLGncNIEC

[Nick Patchett @npatchett]

@rickygervais absolutely brilliant show in Sheffield tonight. But how long before we see 'Your mother sucks cocks in Hull' graffitied onto motorway bridges up and down the country 😂😂