Neil Fischer

just a cook

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Back in 2018, the Minnesota Timberwolves were the ultimate soap opera of the NBA.

We all remember the infamous practice. Jimmy Butler rolling up with the third-stringers, screaming "You can't win without me!" and completely terrorizing Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins before doing an interview about it an hour later.

Fast forward to today, and the basketball gods decided to pull the ultimate plot twist.

Since that legendary blowup, Andrew Wiggins went to Golden State and locked down an NBA championship in 2022 with the Warriors.

Jeff Teague casually secured his ring with the Milwaukee Bucks in 2021 before riding off into the sunset of podcast royalty.

Even KAT, the guy Jimmy slammed the hardest for not being a winner, finally broke through and got his ring with the Knicks.

Meanwhile, the man who started it all, the ultimate competitor who left because he wanted to win more than anyone else on that roster?

Jimmy Butler is still ringless.

We gotta keep it real and give credit where credit is due though.

Jimmy's resume isn't empty because of a lack of effort. He dragged the Miami Heat to the NBA Finals twice through sheer, unadulterated willpower and historic playoff performances.

But he left empty-handed both times.

He was supposed to be the one who proved everyone wrong, yet the exact guys he called out are the ones walking around with championship jewelry.

You can't make this stuff up. The Wolves drama scattered them across the league, only for the "soft" guys to finish the story first.

NBA history really is a circle, and right now, Jimmy is the only one left standing outside the circle looking in.

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

The Tua era in Miami is officially over.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

“Miami WANTS Ohio State and they GET EM” 👀 #nonstop

[Neil Fischer @npfish]

@briannafrost Selene

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Luka Doncic, Austin Reaves and Bronny James combined for a HUGE 74 POINTS

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball https://t.co/xcYLOjFkOc

[Dolphin Nation @Dolphin_Nation]

Season over

[Ethan Kerr @EthanKerr2003]

18 minutes into the Dolphins season:

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

Mike McCarthy will take over the Dolphins head coaching job by the end of October. Who says no?

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Jerry Jones explains why he traded Micah Parsons to the Packers. Buckle up! This is so dumb!

[Neil Fischer @npfish]

@pulte Property taxes and insurance probably more than 450 a month in escrow

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

This is 41-donut levels of bad right now.

[Neil Fischer @npfish]

@stephenasmith I pay the balance every month.. don't care what rates are

[Neil Fischer @npfish]

@Skipanne3 Foggy?

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

@AdamSchefter The Vikings have the chance to do the funniest thing

[Neil Fischer @npfish]

@TedNugent I have them all

[Neil Fischer @npfish]

@Acyn That why he's building a house in south dakota?

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

@colincowherd Yes. We’re still offering free LASIK for NFL refs 😑

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

Skylar Thompson is awful.

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?