Little Nepotiz

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

we need to fund Ethan

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

“It’s not that complicated” … said no boyfriend ever.

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Sorry bro I can’t o have tickets to a live performance of the intro music to The Daily

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

@zachthemack Clinton Hill?? I see this silly vehicle all the time

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

I bet some of you didn’t know I have a groupchat w my friends called “the suckies”

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Whisky, tacos, and gangsta rap >

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

@A24 I have an idea for a movie, please get in touch

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

Hidden meanings in names:
Homer = Humor
Bart = Brat
Marge = Marriage
Lisa = Listen

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Pornhub Wrapped

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

You have about 10 seconds to vacate my google doc before I release the hounds .

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to hit your vape

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Imagine someone is moments away from dying at the third wave coffee shop and the information that could possibly save their life is presented to you like this

[This is the EnD @ViratFan100]

@Whotfismick From where can I get this ???

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Biden should come out as bi at the next debate

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Dune vibes

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

Snack like Scooby
Drink like Homer
Love like Lois
Chill like Patrick

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

girlfriends love when they tell you about an issue they are having and you respond "ruh-roh Raggy!" in scooby doo voice

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

I think I like this little life...

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

eating toast for breakfast like a character in a Disney channel movie

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

@goodcornsoup for me it's gotta be scooping it all out into the trash

[Little Nepotiz @npr_beta_boy]

buying a vape from the 7 year old working at the bodega>>>>