Jesse Cary

Nerd, Surfer

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

Dear @British_Airways and @LNER - if you're ALWAYS experiencing high call and chat volumes, it means those are actually NORMAL call and chat volumes. Try staffing accordingly...

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@krakensupport It's not resolved...

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@cals_own Pat’s or Gino’s?

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@KPS_Reception @KPS_First @KingsPriory This is hilarious! Keep it going!

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

⁦@RumChata⁩ marketing; I’m coining “The ChaiChata Masala”. Send me some stock and I’ll do a video recipe! https://t.co/8YVmJpZgMp

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@BernieSanders https://t.co/UL9QMrg2Uh https://t.co/oXkomUMfR9

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@GreggsOfficial have you discontinued the steak & cheese roll or not? I'm from Philadelphia and those things filled my cheesesteak void! Praying the scarcity is just Brexit stockpiling...

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

Bede is hiring! Open roles at the moment: InfoSec Analyst, Product Training Specialist, Business Analyst, Service Duty Manager, Engineer Roles for: Platform Support, App Support, Software (UK & Bulgaria), BI , Site Reliability, Automation QA. Get in touch

[Bede Gaming @bedegaming]

We're hiring - make sure you're applying! We have a lot of vacancies in a lot of different departments. Check our careers page and give yours an upgrade https://t.co/IdjHPiK71W #Marketing #ServiceDesk #Training #Software #BeMoreBede

[Build IT Right Conference @BITRConf]

Key learnings from the @bedegaming talk by @nrdsrfr:

- Learn DDD first
- Deploy then Divide
- People make software

#bitrconf

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@AgileTimelord @agile_geek @BITRConf I sent updated slides this afternoon... and I’m following the keynote. 😳
We aren’t nervous, we’re excited. DO think about nailing it and you will

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

Police investigating pro-Brexit 'sabotage' attempts to disrupt rail network - “safeguards introduced to comply with EU regulations mean the devices failed” 🤣 https://t.co/giqoOT7Ro3

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

I'll be speaking this Thursday at Built IT Right (https://t.co/QP87VHqx1J), Newcastle's first conference on software craftsmanship. Tell me why you want a free ticket (worth £150!) using #bitrconf https://t.co/4W8n9c17Hy

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#readyfor “winter” camping during the Feb heat wave 🏕 @Halfords_uk #WIN

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

Took advantage of the #PolarVortex last week in Toronto

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@Sparkle6892 @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump "making a sham of the first amendment" is the white house releasing clearly doctored videos to justify press suppression, no? you actually believe the entire press (besides infowars and fox right?) suddenly started lying to everyone? 🤣 troll

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@PressSec How is trying to rip the mic out of the reporter's hand considered "welcoming tough questions" @PressSec? Would he have the @POTUS respect if he "grabbed her by the p***y" instead?? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump The mainstream press is protected by the 1st Amendment because they are by nature meant to always be critical of a sitting government, holding them to account for their actions, statements, policies etc. This doesn't = an opposition party affiliation, just a shared critical view

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

@george_ezra thanks for this summer’s road trip anthem. Max and Minnie are 7 and 2 and love the new album as much as their parents 😊

[Alex Brasky: Unfiltered @AlexBraskyBills]

even the police are celebrating in philadelphia #flyeaglesfly #superbowl

[Jesse Cary @nrdsrfr]

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