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🇲🇾 🇦🇺 ✝️👨‍💻⌨️🕹 Friend of Disapproval Hedgehog™ 🦔. Tweets are my own, definitely not my hedgehog's. Previously: @amazon @outware.

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

100% agree. Had 2 guys in my org that were from the Air Force and they are the definition of calm whenever something bad happens and everyone thinks the sky is falling

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Just as an aside every vet in tech I’ve worked with has kicked absolute ass and if you have any say in hiring you should give them a chance. Has got to be a breath of fresh air compared to newly minted 20 somethings that try to get away with 4 hours a week (I’m not much better)

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

@ericasadun I don’t recall a name but maybe nested uniform distribution? Is the discrete version of something like this question on StackExchange. Possible to work out the probabilities and it involves harmonic numbers https://t.co/wF3z2d4vPh

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

TIL that the iPhone 7/7 Plus is not listed as either vintage or obsolete but every phone around it is 😂 https://t.co/Qui7V3w2Jd

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

This is so painfully accurate 🫠

[Ben Kesslen @benkesslen]

you either get a job by talking to one person on the phone for 10 minutes or doing 8 interviews with 14 people and two different edit tests.

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

improve your technical skills and you can discover new, exciting ways in which to be mad at the computer, ways to be furious at the machine that laymen couldn't even comprehend.

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

@malinsundberg Yay! Got the invite as well!

[Kenneth Auchenberg 🛠 @auchenberg]

Every time someone says "strategy" I send them this video.

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

Keyboard no. 19: USPS edition

First build of 2024, took me awhile. New apartment, haven’t figured out lighting yet so crappier photos 🤷‍♂️

- QK80, white spray coated, chroma weight
- Zealios V2 67g switches
- GMK Parcel keycaps

#customkeyboard #qk80 #zealios #gmk #parcel

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

Saw this in a code review today “Ugh... I should remove these TODOs. TODID or TOWON'T. There is no TODO.”

Already made my day

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

I laughed harder than I thought I would

[Elle Cordova @ellerhymes]

Fonts hanging out

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

The most fascinating thing I’ve seen in awhile https://t.co/wpvAgP40DE

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

Updated my work battle station with a great external DAC and switched to lossless audio when listening to music and boy I wished I did this a lot earlier. All the frequencies!

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

Updated my work battle station with an external DAC to boot and switched to lossless audio. Boy, that was a world of a difference in sound.

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

@mrbrown *thinks while pressing random buttons on calculator before showing *

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

[hachyderm.io/@bjornho 🕹Alan Wake 2 @nrg84]

Flappy Bird…in macOS Finder 🤯 https://t.co/Rh0ZL2TkqY

[Jon Bruner @JonBruner]

What’s inside Apple’s $129 Thunderbolt cable? We CT scanned one to find out, and compared it to some cheaper cables… 🧵

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Apple Pencil with 30-pin connector.

[mr fabio @fffabs]

Trying to make my designs responsive.