Sir Loin of Beoff 🇺🇸🇮🇱

Architectural photographer, curmudgeon and all-around nice guy.
Lover of whiskey, dogs and rugby

pronoun: M'Lord

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This. Is. Great!

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The commentator is absolutely hilarious.

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@BLACKLOTUSTAC @smcroasters Dude! That was cold!
Not wrong, mind you, just cold!
🤣🤣🤣

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@nogooddeed2 Where in Middle Earth do you live?

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@AggieTheBarkeep @ZeldaAGabriel Well, it'd be good practice, I suppose.

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@cigarsandlegs @alexthechick Yeah, should've clarified that.
My bad!

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@shoveitjack @_wintergirl93 Ok, first, you look awesome!!
*swoon!*
Second, Jake is a handsome as ever.
Third, I like the idea of pointy horns on football helmets; it would add a little something to the game, no?

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@cigarsandlegs @alexthechick Ain't nipples great?

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@dogwoodblooms Thanks, darlin'!

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@libsoftiktok Because we're a Judeo-Christian country. Don't like it? Leave.
In fact, leave anyway. Islam is a cancer and mohammed was a pedophile.

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@dogwoodblooms I have no doubt.
I, on the other hand, am a veritable monster!
😁

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@AntiWokeMemes I'm not convinced she's even human

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@KurtSchlichter Cassie appears to be an ignorant fool.

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@Sassafrass_84 I'm on team Sassafras.

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@libsoftiktok I wanna know who does his hair

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@WHLeavitt No, drop him in the middle of the Mediterranean...from about 30,000 feet.

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@PolitiBunny Because Chris is a coward...a grifting coward, to be sure, but a sniveling coward nonetheless.

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@GuntherEagleman We need to learn a little about justice from the medieval period

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@DSA_Watch She is just utterly and in every way repulsive

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@Sassafrass_84 She works a lot less as a "guy," though, doesn't she?

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@SeanB95926 Good for you!!