Nimit Shah

No point coming here.

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

#Rapido #RapidoScam #UberMoto
@jagograhakjago

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@rapidobikeapp yeh kya scam hai?
First, you offer a free ride
When I want to avail it, your app crashes

I’d much rather use @Uber_India if you keep up
Also, in case you are wondering if I tried to use the coupon code, It’s invalid!

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@MumbaiPolice @MTPHereToHelp
More than a Km long traffic line before Godhbandar Road, coming from Virar towards Mumbai - kindly help.

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

To whomsoever* it may concern: https://t.co/M2zwW4741V

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

Watched Kaun ����
Gonna call her Urmila CineMatondkar 🙌

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

Fantastic 4 - Spoiler without context:

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

Why does unfinished furniture/ house work look better than the finished piece? 🤔

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

A jaat walked into the gym & asked a pregnant woman:
“Body bana rahi hai ke?” 😏

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

Idk what's more embarassing?
Asking people about what happened 15 mins into the film 😅
Or
Reaching late for a movie at PVR 😶‍🌫️

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

You know what they call older bees 🐝?
Pachees 😮

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

What do you call the queen of blowjobs?
~ Billo Rani 👄

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@mumbaiweatheru1 When do we start?

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@viral_alt Sanjana bhabhi 🤝

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@BritSnackInc Inka toh Abhishek banta hai 🥰

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@IndSpeaks_ @iamamitvasu @TimesAlgebraIND I kinda took it that way too...

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@mili_doshi30 Try sitting in a Wagon R when this happens.

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@tanayshahhhh Nice

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@Marvel_India Relate max

[Swiggy Genie @swiggy_genie]

Bhai apna location bhej do, yeh 📦MONDAY MOTIVATION 📦 dene aa raha hoon 🏍

#MondayBlues #Delivery

[Nimit Shah @ns28055]

@BritSnackInc Let's have a good day ☺️