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[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

The funniest things about growing up is that you’ll see the same cars every day on your morning commute and eventually you will make enemies with all of them

[timuoxi cha le mei @vulgarratwitch]

the day before working 4 in a row feel like my last meal before the electric chair

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

Why is it a fact that bread sliced on a slant just tastes better

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

Does everyone have a favorite fork/spoon in their silverware drawer or am I just weird

[joe greer @ioegreer]

life on the ranch in glen, mt #leicam6

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

This is what happens when you take professional skiers cliff jumping with you 🤙🏼😵

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

Lmao they’re having the school board meeting over zoom because it isn’t safe to meet in person TO DISCUSS HOW THEYRE GONNA SEND THOUSANDS OF KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

@nicolewasylak Rosie would be proud

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

I hate it here

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

I have become fully nocturnal and I don’t know what to do about it

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

Just overheard someone refer to last year as 2019 BC .. (before corona) and I ...

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

At what stage of quarantine do I restart new girl ??

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

I find it funny how classes that I paid for have turned into a free for all. Professors aren’t showing up for “class” (ironic), not answering their emails, but still find the time to take points off for a late assignments? This semester should be cancelled. We deserve better.

[Isa O’Connor @isaroconnor]

As a college student I have been
~ laid off my part time job
~ denied unemployment
~ left out of the COVID-19 relief package
~ left out of my parents relief package
~ rejected from multiple jobs bc online class schedule
~ gotten 0 refund from my tuition and housing

[Maverick @MDIGS21]

*Setting the table for dinner*

Nobody:

Me: ugh fine, I’ll make us all vodka sprites

[Nikki Insana @NikkiInsana]

You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.

[shotbynick @nsbruno18]

I love my friends ✌🏻✌🏻

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Ouch 💥

#WilderFury2

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