Natalie Schaffer

everybody's got a dream, I've got a plan
Wagner College Theatre '17

[Empyrean Literary Magazine @empyrean_litmag]

Every month on the Full and New Moons, Solstice likes to highlight one amazing writer. This full moon, we're going to highlight Natalie Schaffer! Find @nschaff95's piece "Washcloths" on the Solstice website August 12th!!

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

@Ryan_Matthew713 I was having a conversation with someone about a season with both Sound of Music and West Side and said I would love to be Maria some day...had to clarify that one right quick...

[Carson V. Heady @cvheady007]

The Upside of Being a Late Bloomer https://t.co/O3FHTVpNib

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight
There is so much to learn
And so little we know
Proceed with humility

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning from the colors in the spectrum your eyes can’t see,
The frequencies your ears can’t detect,
The invisible struggles inside everyone you pass,
“Pics or it didn’t happen” my ass,
There is so much more going on than is visible
iceberg tips, all of us
Proceed with humility

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

We should try holding our politicians to the same standard we've set for producers of Game of Thrones.

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

I'm so confidently independent until the moment I have to actually leave my mom and dad and do something alone.

Then I'm just a penniless puddle.
Alone in the world.

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

@rozzheeg I was GOING to say roll tide but that ties back into football, a sport built on the pillars of racism and misogyny? So...the Shakespeare Festival?

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

"The living conditions during this time were a real difficult challenge"

~my sister on the Great Depression

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

Ok-saving grace of this paper is that she does, in fact, know how to use an Oxford comma 🙌

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

My sister is writing a paper on the Great Depression. She wrote:

"
Every part of the US was affected by this mess
"

No period at the end. Also perhaps the wildest understatements I've ever heard.

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

In an exciting turn of events, the first sentence of her second body paragraph has not one
BUT
**TWO**
periods at the end of the sentence!!

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

@hanbrooksnah REALLY!? That's so interesting also may be there's still hope then!

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

I just realized I've recently become a "buh-bye" person when speaking on the phone...

they were right-we all become our parents in the end.

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

Showing up early for an audition and sitting in the holding room during the men's audition is like saying "yes, I am Jane Goodall today."

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

@baileyclaff If you need extra material I have a very strongly worded and unsent 3 page letter "to whom it may concern" about the dryers eating my dollar.

[Natalie Schaffer @nschaff95]

Evanescence is a *bold* choice for hold music.