Some Lady

Resident of Earth//Tweeting for my fellow idiots

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

People tweet too much.

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It’s better than the first one, too

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

we’re currently in a timeline where a movie called sheep detectives is apparently better than the latest Star Wars movie

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

The ENT really does check your ears, nose, and throat. Feels like a “buy one, get two” situation.

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

Found Ignatius J. Reilly’s twitter

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

on a package of lemons, they depict a large lemon spitting out one of his seeds. a hypersexual image (literally putting forth his seed) clearly inappropriate for children - unless it is a mythological reference to the egyptian creation of the universe. i am calling the company.

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

Clearly a Little Edie cosplay

[Al Karsten @FootballGuy_Al]

Huge shoutout to this Carolina Panthers fan dressed as Clark Griswold trapped in the attic in “Christmas Vacation.”

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

@wolfiecomedy The Informant

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A Jonas Brothers song IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME is gonna be the thing that makes me snap

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

Borg origin story

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Me and a few other buddies who aren’t that intelligent individually are forming a hive mind

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

Absolutely cooking with Field of Nightmares. Bravo, Lester.

[Lester Tate @LesterTate]

Major league fail @MLB @Braves @Reds. The Bristol game was the MLB version of Fyre fest. Awful logistics, no food except except bunless hotdogs and cheeseless nachos, multiple shuttles to even get in the stadium & completely unprepared for rain. #filedofnightmares #speedwaytragic

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

The DA in Perry Mason is named Hamilton Burger. Ham Burger. HAM. BURGER.

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

Imagining Fleetwood Mac sitting together and listening to “Love the One You’re With” for the first time

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@SenSchumer Charles, literally what is this

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

John Ford making The Searchers

[Kaleb @cowboyKal3b]

Is this anything?

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

Algorithm becoming sentient I think

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Healthy party

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

Six House Democrats have died in office in the past 13 months

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

I’m seeing ten new popcorn buckets a day. Is the humble popcorn bag not good enough for you? You must create these monstrosities to shame him?

[Some Lady @ntarnawsky]

@hepburnfiles No Charade??? Rizzler, how could you

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Obsessed with his mind

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@stephenharrigan Steve, I need a movie club meeting for this

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True Life: The Theater Forgot to Run the Projector During The Brutalist Intermission

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@PeterBrannen1 Is this about the Luka trade