Ntege Jonathan

believer and proudly ugandan

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@ExpressFCUganda 🏆🏆🏆❤️❤️❤️🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@ekiggundu If you follow patterns.. there is something in common about those people

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Historical World Cup for African teams. 🌍✊🏿

✅🇿🇦 South Africa
✅🇨🇻 Cape Verde
✅🇨🇮 Ivory Coast
✅🇲🇦 Morocco
✅🇸🇳 Senegal
✅🇬🇭 Ghana
✅🇪🇬 Egypt
✅🇨🇩 RD Congo
✅🇩🇿 Algeria
❌🇹🇳 Tunisia

9️⃣/🔟 teams have qualified to World Cup Round of 32 👏🏾✨

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@ntvuganda @NinyeTabz Tf😂😂

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@idris79515 @markgoldbridge That’s exactly what he meant

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@SsemujjuIN @JanetMuseveni @KagutaMuseveni 😂😂😂

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@CultonScovia Great submissions. Please use the same energy to talk about infidelity in marriage

[Habasa Priscillah ( kibukaire). @kibukaire1]

I witnessed a nasty scene at one secondary school around Kampala. I had gone for a VD where I witnessed two men colliding over a daughter. A S.6, who was about to sit for her final UNEB exams, was the center of their dispute. One of the men had raised the girl for 19 years, and had come to wish her daughter success in the forth coming exams and also last VD in secondary school.

Accompanied by his wife and another young son, they reached the school and encountered a visitors book at the gate. The gatekeeper brought the book to every car driver to sign before granting entry into the school premises.

As the Dad looked in the visitors book, the father noticed that someone had already signed it to visit his daughter. At first, he suspected it might be her boyfriend. However, as he approached a tree shade in the compound where parents and their children were seated, he saw his daughter sitting with another man. The man appeared to be old enough to be her father, leading the father to imagine that his daughter might have a sugar daddy.

Unable to contain his curiosity and concern, he approached them. The daughter, overjoyed to see her parents, jumped up and hugged them. However, the father's questions began pouring out. He interrogated the man, demanding to know who he was and what he was doing with his daughter.

The man, not waiting for further questions, responded by telling the father to ask his wife. According to him, the wife knew exactly who he was and that he was the real father of the girl. Angered and bewildered, the father grabbed the man, and a fight ensued. The commotion attracted the attention of other parents who were attending the VD, and they rushed to separate the two men.

The school authorities intervened, and the matter ended up in court. Surprisingly, the DNA test revealed that neither of the two men was the girl's biological father. The incident left the whole community of parents in shock and disbelief.

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@AbbottBirungi 😂😂😂

[AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye @AKasingye]

#UnpopularOpinion #765. How to sort out the paternity burden. Consider all your children adopted until they themselves prove that they actually are yours. You will have avoided mental health challenges of you trying to prove that they are indeed yours.

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@HuduHussein @BalaamBarugahar Which peace

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@FredShaka @mkainerugaba @kamukamafredie @SSssebunya @Wassajja_Aiden Old fake boring talk🚮🚮🚮

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

😂😂

[Nze Wampamba @HakiimsWampamba]

That line , from Hon. Balaam

“ Abaana abatuufu , ba kojja bammwe ffena weetuli.
Abatali batuufu, enteekateeka za gavumenti nga PDM , Emyooga, weeziri “

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@CarolPrim3 @chrispuskayiki We need to investigate kaferoz brother. He must have done the do on one of the wives😂

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@nbstv @francis_isano If you dont fear women, thats on you

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@KomugishaPeace Nyox

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@FredShaka @mkainerugaba @NamaraDennisMP @SSssebunya @norbertmao Which ugandans

[Uganda Schools Rugby Association @USRA_Official1]

All roads lead to Makerere grounds this Sunday for the central schools 7s Grand Finale hosted by @MacosRugby
Don’t miss any action and entertainment by the young lads @UgandaRugby @AgeGradeUg

[Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim]

The Parliament of Ghana is currently discussing Artificial Intelligence (AI). And Parliament of Uganda …

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@joeldenis86 @paulwebs1 @URAuganda 5 cars per minute

[Ntege Jonathan @ntegejonas]

@paulwebs1 @URAuganda A bill