Freelance Writer

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[Los ingobernables del caribe🌴 @Losingoberm5nv]

🚨 ¡ESTO VA A ROMPER INTERNET!

Elon Musk acaba de soltar la bomba más loca de Neuralink:

“En los próximos 6 a 12 meses vamos a poner los primeros implantes de visión. Aunque estés 100% ciego de nacimiento, vamos a escribir directamente en tu corteza visual… y vas a ver.”

“Y eso es solo el comienzo. A largo plazo tendrás resolución ultra HD y superpoderes reales: verás en infrarrojo, ultravioleta y hasta radar. Literalmente como un superhéroe.”

El futuro ya no es ciencia ficción. Es Neuralink.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

In 2016, Lukas Yla hid his CV inside boxes of doughnuts and delivered them to around 40 companies in San Francisco.

The creative approach reportedly earned him around 10 job interviews. 🍩👏

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

telling your parent that a video is Al feels like telling a child santa doesn't exist

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

The single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

@jordonbsmith Imagine that!!!

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

Unpopular opinion: Switching jobs after 2 - 5 jobs is a form of wealth creation.

[Jordon @jordonbsmith]

116% SALARY INCREASE!!!!!!!

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

2 - 5 years*

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

STUDIES CONFIRM THAT THESE CHIPS, IMPLANTED IN A PEDOPHILE'S HEAD, REDUCE THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM HARMING ANOTHER CHILD BY 100%!

[Fernando @fernandowavesfx]

Bank of Japan next few weeks must choose between letting their own currency die or saving the jpy and creating a global recession.

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

When Carl Jung said:

“No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown allies will come and seek you.”

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

It’s the universe telling you, “he’s the only 1”

But do you listen? Nooo

[MessiXtra @MessiXtraHQ]

🚨 𝗗𝗶𝗱 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄: Lionel Messi has scored every minute except one minute throughout his career. 😲

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

Feels more like a dare.

Positioning 101

[ANCIL @ancildesign]

Absolutely mesmerized by the photos used for this estate listing

[cansada @MCymbaluk]

acabei de receber um e-mail do sistema ferroviário alemão q o meu trem dia 13 de agosto foi adiado

Das 3:57 pra 3:58

um minuto

[Vee✰ @Veraachriss]

…flirted with a man @ 15 and he was 24, he stopped me and explained that no healthy adult is interested in a child. I’m older now ,Hope your pillow is always cool King

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

A 22-year-old student teacher in Illinois sent a private Snapchat message to her boyfriend and two roommates.

A student had walked up to her laptop and deleted her lesson plan mid-class. frustrated, she typed something like "should I shoot him" with a gun emoji. venting. four people. private group chat.

An hour later, police walked into her school and arrested her.

here's what happened in between.

Snapchat's AI scanned the private message. flagged it as a potential threat. automatically reported it to the FBI. the FBI forwarded it to local law enforcement. deputies arrived at the school within the hour.

she cooperated immediately. handed over her phone. when shown the message she said: "oh yes. okay. yeah. i'm realizing that was a bad joke. i did not mean it at all serious at all."

police determined she was not a threat. school officials determined she was not a threat. prosecutors reviewed and issued a disorderly conduct charge. she was released the next morning. she lost her student teaching placement.

This means:

Snapchat scans private messages.

Not just public posts or stories. private group chats between you and your closest contacts. automated AI. no human reviewed it first, got flagged and reported.

Snapchat AI → FBI → local police → school → arrest.

in under an hour.

Snapchat's privacy policy says it may share your information with law enforcement when it believes there is a risk of harm. the definition of "risk of harm" is determined by an algorithm.

you are not told when a message is flagged.
you are not told when a report is filed.
you find out when the police arrive.

the message was private.

it wasn't.

[ÁFRICA DO JEITO QUE NUNCA VIU @AfricajnViu]

As mulheres pretas transformaram o mundo que nós vivemos e nunca nem ouvimos falar delas.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Fotógrafo registrou um falcão que parece estar tramando alguma coisa.

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

Same couple, same castle, same pose but with two extra blessings this time✨❤️🏰

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

Don't hate them. They're just characters.

The characters:

[Freelance Writer @ntumwagid]

@CalcioTurkey Too agreeable for my liking.

He’s fit to coach the best not the up and coming