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[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

I gamify my habits on https://t.co/Kw9OwXqGTg and in order to obtain an in-game medal I am hereby promoting the site to others and participating in the seasonal #HabiticaCostumeChallenge for Spooky Season and disseminating my efforts in a public forum. Thank you & goodnight

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

dear rappers, ad libs is not by force

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

@BritishGasHelp i arranged for a smart meter to be fitted but the engineer said i need to schedule a commissioning of the meters, i don't know how to do this

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

@BritishGasHelp how can i contact you in a way that doesn't involve calling you? my darling telecoms provider @VectoneMobileUK doesn't allow me to make calls to the 03 numbers on my current bundle. thanks. p.s. i need smartmeter help

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

i wonder how much it cost the carters to insure a video shoot at the louvre ??!!!!

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

i want it to know why its still not shameful to play remix to ignition at parties

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

streaming services need to introduce a ‘block this artist’ feature

[Jacob A Tennessen @JacobPhD]

Lots of folks liked my tweet about biology and gender. You may also enjoy this: https://t.co/Z49dj5kGLC

[𝖒𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖞 @thottybey]

@httpmensa This one?

[sēˈerə @SierraHighKey]

Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!

Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.

Uterus: ...

Body: please dont...

Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*

-The menstrual cycle

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

am i missing something? 🎇 why are u out here in the freezing cold to look at a polluted version of windows media player that sounds like war

[not a reliable sauce @nu_1ce]

@xShazAva wait whats the difference? is an extra thumbflex supposed to be romantic

[📸Chevy The Great @DMason32212]

Molly:I think it's dope u and Dro have an open relationship
Dro Wife :
#Insecurehbo #insecuritea