Big Pete

Half Green || Half Gunner

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@wbuxtonofficial That means an announcement is on the way. And it will be big. That means, it's gonna be a big announcement!

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@Every_thing100 @fesshole You can only glance at the sun for a few short seconds. But with sunglasses you can stare all you want!

Now replace " the sun" with "tits".

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@jayforeman @markcooperjones Are you happy being credited as Map Men rather than Foreman and Cooper-Jones? Was that by choice, strategic?

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@NS_1872 @RockstarGames I'm sure Rockstar will lose oodles of sleep if you don't buy this game.

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@gracieelovex @RockstarGames This game will make more money in its first minute than you will on Lonely Fans.

Cry some more, whore.

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@InverseQuant90 @ashleyylovexo @RockstarGames Way to ratio, friend!

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@MattP1Tommy Championship fight back on?

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@McLarenF1 Aussie, of course! 🇦🇺

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@fesshole Bull mother fucking shit you did

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@fesshole Good boy!!

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@Arsenal I'm a gooner through and through, but even I think you need to give it a rest! It's no wonder everybody hates us.

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@fesshole I havent bought shower gels in many years coz I get 5 or 6 Lynx sets for Christmas!

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@prieurdp So driving in is quicker when parking. Then, by the same token, driving out is quicker when leaving! It equals out.

It's safer to see a space is empty and reverse into it, and drive out with good visibility, than it is to reverse into traffic you can't see.

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@fesshole This is not a Fess, it's a PSA.

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@RealTimVine Yeah, nothing like losing at penalties to set England up for a World Cup...

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@BitLifeApp What's GTL?

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@BitLifeApp Strength, speed, agility and strategy. Those are the key stats.

But don't forget resilience and pain tolerance i.e. the ability to get hit, too.

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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport One in a year.

FA cup was 375 days ago.

Community shield is not a trophy, it's a friendly.

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@MercedesAMGF1 @GeorgeRussell63 Borderline

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@MercedesAMGF1 @GeorgeRussell63 Flippantly saying 'apologies to' is a cop out. Some people don't have the ego to utter the words 'I'm sorry."