Nubbin00

Old as hell and happily divorced. Amateur woodworker. Fluent in apathy and sarcasm. NOT A GOAT. God, I hate it here.

I have no idea what I'm doing

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Carrot cake can fuck right off.

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Saw this 3D printed birdfeeder online. Kind of silly but most 3D printed things are. My only issue is the logo. I mean...KFSeed was *right there*!

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Yeah, imma stay inside till October

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

💕

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

@HarleyQuinn720

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Yeah so apparently cardio machines at the gym don't follow urinal etiquette. But they really should!

Leave an open one between us, will ya? There's an entire goddamned *row* of these sumbitches, there's no reason to be right next to me. Believe me, I'll return the favor.

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

There were more layoffs at work. More and more positions are being sent offshore and, frankly, it's probably just gonna keep happening. I'm too goddamned old and tired to keep worrying if my job will be there next week.

But hey, at least the CEO got a $7 million bonus

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Hell yeah. Watching him go around collecting bounties and fighting new people each episode. Kind of like if The Mandalorian was Rated R.

[DCU Alert @DCUAlert]

Would you watch a Lobo series starring Jason Momoa? 👀

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

y'know what? on second thought maybe I'll just stay home and make a goddamned sandwich.

you don't have to deal with this kind of shit at Long John Silver's, that's for damned sure!

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

@SmutTerry it's fine, it's a fun flick. people are losing their minds over nothing

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

@HarleyQuinn720 I still say Black Adam wasn't that bad. It's nowhere near the best superhero (Dr. Strange 2) movie but it's damned sure not the worst (Morbius/Madame Web).

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

I mean congratulations on the sportsball thing and all but...who designed this?!

[Tito Tarantino @titMcGrit2]

What is best in life?

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

@titMcGrit2 that's hilarious

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Perfect spot for a nap!

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@saddymayo okay but you should try and stop that last one.

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Just tried to call them...again...to get it sorted out but of fucking course they aren't open until Monday cause why would a multi-billion dollar company want to have customer service available on the weekends, right?

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

I went to the dentist in April - a dentist I found on my dental insurance company's website - and they denied my claim. I called them and they approved my claim. I went back to the dentist - THE SAME GODDAMNED DENTIST - in June and, you guessed it, they denied my claim. Again.

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Holy shit, it's the whole cast of Bonanza singing it!

https://t.co/v5sjnb5lJ2

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

I mean...is it really even Christmas without Colonel Sanders?

[Nubbin00 @nubbin00_]

Yeah, so apparently, Lorne goddamned Greene - the same guy from Battlestar Galactica and Bonanza - put out a few albums in the 60's. I honestly had no idea.